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A drink for broke alcoholics who can't take shots. Like me.
One part vodka, one part tap water.
-The only thing in my fridge was yellow mustard and re-fried beans so I was forced to default to drinking Clear Russians all night.
While Having intercourse with a woman, After the woman orgasms, you can scream Russian Airship and proceed to put the woman onto her back and continuously shit over her in a straight line going from head to feet, leaving a trail of shit across the path. This has been a custom in many kinks however, this is a extreme circumstance.
"hey bro, did you try the Russian Airship with your girlfriend?"
"I did, but she wasn't happy with the smell Afterwards, I think I also left some on her carpet"
When one puts 5 up the pink, 5 up the stink of a girl at the same time. Preferably suddenly. The term originated from Russian "strip searches" of political/criminal enemies.
Person 1: "OMG. Did you see her face when he did a Russian Shocker to her?"
Person 2: "Yes. She looked like she was in pain."
Person 3: "Yeah, but she enjoyed it..."
The act of having a casual hookup or fling with a person of a foreign nationality after your native ex dumps you. Some people will go as far as leaving their country of origin for a Russian rebound.
After Gina dumped Chris he pulled a Russian Rebound with Becky from Ireland.
A mix of heavily alcoholic vodka, semen, and blood, drinken with Soviet pride.
"Waiter, I'd like a Russian Cocktail."
"Drinking this Russian Cocktail would make Putin proud."
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Where you stick Skittles in a girls pussy and u try and lick them out
Yo step sis u wana try Russian lollipop
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The act of getting up at three in the morning, putting the cereal of your choice in a bowl and pouring vodka and milk in it.
Eating it, and drinking the rest of the vodka, you get dressed drunk off your ass and go to work in the shittiest clothes you have with no coat in cold weather, and you come home after finding out it's Sunday.
Nikolai: Gah, man, I had a Russian Morning today, almost got ran over trying to go to work.
Dmitry: Dude.
It's Sunday at five in the morning.
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