Harper sealing

When you and your partner are having intiment sex, and then the dominant male proceeds to get on the back of the woman. From here he then flops around violently screaming and barking like a seal.

Calm down Jonny, your harper sealing hurts

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Seal Clubber

A drink made famous by the caffeine addicted Mr. JV. Although there is no actual caffeine in the drink, only someone who is hopped up on wayyyy too much caffeine could find this appetizing:

Its a simple brew: equal parts apple vodka and grapefruit juice. just pour over ice and hope for the best!

Bartender, give me a Seal Clubber

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Seal of Approval

When one does something then looks to another to "approve" an action whether it be good or bad.

4 year old John and his 6 year old sister are playing a game with each other, John decides to be naughty.

John: Your stupid!

*John looks at his parents to see if they were listening*

**this action is called Seal of approval it can be spotted easily among children looking for attention.

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navy seal!

something you would yell while sneaking up on someone and hitting them in the back of the head. Interchangeble with ninja kill!

man one: whats that...
*thunk*
me: NAVY SEAL!

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Clubbing Seals

Very large women that go from one club to another at Pioneer Square.

Damn man those clubbing seals always get in for free, how do they do it?

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seal paw

the act of tucking in the thumb prior to engaging in a handshake as a form disrespect.

the boss went to shake my hand to say congratulations on a job well done, as I went in for the hand shake I tucked my thumb in, the boss gripped my hand (seal paw) and gave me a strange look.

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Royal Seal

When you pour hot red wax on a persons asshole and stamp it with a royal seal. Blow to cool down and break with finger.

Tracy: ugh i have to rip the wax off my asshole.
Amanda: did you get it waxed yesterday?
Tracy: no i let my boyfriend give me a royal seal last night.

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