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An extremely complex physical, emotional, pyschological, and spirtual act in which two or more humans pleasure each other with their bodies, specifially, their genitals. Also useful for reproduction in when practiced between a male and a female. Humans, however, are the only species who have devoted so much study to the subject, espeically on the non-physical aspects. After centuries of study and observation, they have come up with this general definition:

We have no fucking idea how to define sex. But it's a fun way to pass the time.

by Bored and sleepless November 6, 2005

14913๐Ÿ‘ 8584๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex

Oh no...

Did you search sex on urban dictionary?

by I say stuff February 11, 2021

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sex

continued...
I rub up, down, and in circular motions on your pussy, you moaning louder.
"stop teasing and fuck me now", You wisper to me.
After you say those magic words i reply with, "but I love teasing".
I don't stop teasing you until I want to. I move up your body making my dick closer to your face. I take my pants off just at the point where my dicks out. I'm hard, so very hard. You stare at it then look at me not breaking eye contact and start kissing it, licking it, and only putting the knob in your mouth. You lick from the nuts all the way to the tip then slowly put it all in your mouth. You hold it balls deep down your throat, just paused with it in your mouth untill you cant breath. You pull it out still keeping eye contact. I put my dick in and out of your mouth until I'm close to cumming. All the way in then all the way out. I stop you and stand up to pull my pants off. I pull the rest of your underwear off and put 2 fingers in your dripping wet pussy warming it up for for what I'm about to do. As my fingers are inside your pussy wriggling and curling I start to move my head back down to it. I lick once and hear you moan. Lick again and you moan again. I keep licking it. You're breathing keeping up with it. You moan and you're almost cumming. You can feel it and then I stop.

sex is hot

by dots.luvs.cox October 7, 2022

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but sex

To have wordanal sex. Synonononmizzims include buttsex and buhsechs

Guy: "How far would you go on a date?"
Girl: "I don't know, anything but sex?"
Guy: "Buttsex? HOOO-AAAH!"

by Hezus August 27, 2003

147๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex

When a man sticks his penis into a woman's vagaina...duh!

Jake and Tori were on a date at a fine Italian resturant. During the entire dinner, Jake kept feeling an erection coming but tried to hold it back. After dinner, Tori invited Jake over for some wine. He agreed, obviously, and drove to her apartment. They walked into the door and he sat on the couch while she poured the wine. She walked into the room with a glass in each hand. She handed it to him and sat next to him. They drank their first glass and filled it up again. Jake suddently looked at Tori and felt the urge to rip her clothes off. He instead grabbed her and gave her a kiss. The kiss grew, the wine glasses were placed on the table w/o breaking their kiss. Jake picked up Tori, who wrapped her legs around him, and carried her into her bedroom. As he laid her down, she began to unbutton his shirt. He started messing with her shirt and her bra strap. He laid down next to her and slid off her bottoms. She did the same to him. He grabbed a condom out of his wallet and rolled it on. She laid down on the bed waiting. He slowly slid his penis into her vagina as she moaned. She kept moaning until he nailed her g-spot. She had her first orgasm of the night and it certainly wouldn't be the first :). After Jake blew his load, he fell asleep with her...

(sex is important lol :))

by yeabuddy September 13, 2009

77๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex

1) what 95% of the words on here are related.
2) the easiest way to get a disease.
3) where a man shoves his cock into a girls pussy.

1) look up pepsi and you will find sex related to it.
2) you may get STDs.
3) oh yeah jon! shove it in me!

by swaggaman26 September 4, 2012

78๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex

something that sounds discusting and nothin i wanna do any time soon

jake: "heyo... lookin kinda hot ngl les have sex tonight"
me: "FUCK NO SON"

by whatdoyouwantgoaway June 20, 2021

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