Wok of Shame

The walk that you take after you eat way too much at a Chinese restaurant or Chinese buffet. A mixed feeling of shame, guilt, and overall displeasure with the decision that you have just made.

After stuffing ourselves with 4 pounds of chicken lo mein, me and Mike took the Wok of Shame back to work.

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curb shame

Embarrassment at waiting on the curb obediently as other pedestrians ignore the "don't walk" signal in the absence of traffic.

I couldn't stand the curb shame any longer so I crossed with everyone else, even though I needed a break from running all around town.

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Cum Shamed

Feeling embarrassed after being turned down to swallow a cum load.

Last night, I invited Teddy over for a blow and go. When he got to my place, fucking dude cum shamed me saying he didn’t want to feed me his load.

power shaming

is the act of poking fun of someone for having a low FTP

- "He could not even keep up on the flats with a tail wind, even when we held back"
- "Are you power shaming him?"

Shame Uncle

A person known to bring shame to his family. Even from young age, he behaves like an uncle and tries to guide his peers, but always ends up misguiding them. Also known to spam call his friends when they are playing games on their phones.

Don't listen to Shame Uncle, he will only misguide us!

Shimmy Shamed

1) To beaten half to death
2) To be pistol whipped
3) To be clubbed over the head with not a foreign object but a familiar one like a bat ot 2x4 (two by four)
4) To be tricked, scammed or hustled

1) I made a wrong turn in Washington Heights and was Shimmy Shamed.
2) I was out cold when vinny shimmy shamed me with that .45.
3) Man, my head hurts after being shimmy shamed with a boulder, brick, golf club or "insert very familiar object here".

4) I took my family to times square where this guy and his associates Shimmy Shame me at 3 card monty and I lost all my money and marbles.

class shaming

The act of shaming a person for being either poor, middle-class, or wealthy.

I couldn't believe she made fun of the fact he got his clothes from a second hand store. She just kept class shaming him.