Someone who is lazy and gets away with doing minimal work, and takes frequent breaks.
Dont be a sham ass, get to work!
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When your girl (ie dame) makes a mistake thats a damn shame.
lindy's a sham dame for not realizing the UFC tickets wouldn't be delivered until after the event.
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The act in of getting off while shampooing someone elses hair. a very clean fetish.
"we just kept it clean last night and stuck to a little sham-pooing"
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The act of wiping one's ass with the hair of the recipient of an awkward chocolate.
Being the respectable, clean individual that I am, I had to sham-póó after giving my buddy's girl an awkward chocolate.
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to move from one location to another with style and grace and a hint of debauchery.
I gotta shimmy sham on over to that hot honey's house.
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A mega fail relating to Vince, the sham wow guy, who got arrested for beating up a hooker after she bit his tongue.
Boy 1: Did you hook up with that fat chick last night.
Boy 2: Ya
Boy 1: Sham Wow!
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1. An outdoor/indoor spring/summertime after-party with more than 50 guests in which every light in the house is turned on and all the doors and windows are opened. Also included are copious amounts of booze and loud jazz music.
2. "In the late 1920s and the 1930s, at the end of many performances, all of the musicians, singers, and dancers would get together on stage and do one last routine: the shim sham. Tap dancers would perform technical variations, while singers and musicians would shuffle along as they were able."
I hear Ben is throwing a shim sham after the post-Derby party at his country estate. That crazy rich bastard. I hope he drinks himself ill.
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