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The vagina
She loves it hard in the sideways monkey mouth
A) What'd you do last night?
B) We got right fucking sideways!
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1) A disgusting sexual maneuver involving 2 or more very gay men. The maneuver begins by enlarging the anus of one of the gay men (gape). This can be accomplished with a very lare penis or an inanimate object, such as a baseball bat. Once the gape has been achieved, the gaping anus is elongated by inserting two hands and pulling in opposite directions. This elongation of the gaped anus creates the "canal" which is essential for the next part of the maneuver, the drop.
See also: Canal Drop, Upside Down Canal Drop
Dave loves a good sideways canal drop on the weekend.
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when you either get a fright or you could just find something mind blowing.
p griff ;)
'did you hear the worlds gonna end" "fuck me sideways not again"
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To be got, surprised, punked so bad that you just accept it because there is nothing you can do to play it off.
Guy 1 - "Hey, I just talked to Jim and he said he ephed your girl last night."
Guy 2 - "Wow, got me sideways."
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Used by Phillip J. Fry from the TV show "Futurama" to describe sex.
Leela let's ditch these aliens so they can do the Sideways Monster Mash.
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1. When there isn't sufficient room to contain your upright buddha, forcing it to be turned sideways.
2. Trying to get past an unpleasantly large person, usually forcing you to turn sideways to slide past.
1. "Dude it's a buddha car light, plug it in!"
"It won't fit cause your car's retarded."
"Turn it sideways, then it can be a sideways buddha!"
2. "Man, i had to sideways buddha that guy he was so big. I didn't think i was gonna make it."
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