ephed

n. The situation created by allowing a semesters worth of work to accumulate; so much so that the feat of trying to accomplish it all over the course of the midterms/finals week is deemed physically impossible.

Bobby: Hey Timmy, are you going to the bar tonight?
Timmy: Nah man, I have two papers due tuesday and wednesday on books I haven't read and a take-home final due thursday on a text-book I never bought.
Bobby: Wow, Timmy, you're ephed.

Eph Eph

an Eph Eph is the extreme end of the best friend scale, when you reach eph eph status is when you know the other person so well that you can tell when something is up even when they arent even around.

N: so why do you call her eph eph
E: cuz we've been friends for years and we have gone beyond that to eph eph status.
Y:who?
E: just some bad ass chick i know Li

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eph

fuck

eph you

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Eph

to be used in replacement of the letter 'F' in any situation.

Eph that. Eph you. you stupid mother epher. this word is ephing cool. the eph bomb.

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EPH

Every Passing Hour. A Grand Rapids, Michigan, metal band. They're extremely talented.

Dude, did you see EPH's set last night? It was sick.

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Eph

1. Everything, nothing, everything that is in between everything and nothing, and nothing that is in between everything and nothing; having relevance to all possible things, concepts, and ideas in the universe and all impossible, while being related to nothing; something logical that makes no sense.

2. See Depravity, on page omgnoplzD': in Gravitation fanfiction.

1.

"The dominator was on bottom, that Eph."

"Eph eph eph eph?"

"Eph Eph Eph Eph, his name is my name, too."

2.

"This Eph is pink like my hair, and lightly ribbed for added pleasure."

"The Eph boots and tail make red-heads orgasm as their motorcycles vibrate beneath their balls."

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eph

To sexually stroke a man's penis and then SUCK IT HARD WITH YOUR BIG ASS MONKEY!

I eph my mom.

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