Skanky Lanky

Someone who’s over the age of 30 who comes into your DMs who you don’t wanna talk too, also known as a pedophile

Friend #1: Did you hear about the Skanky Lanky on the tv?
Friend #2: yeah ofc he’s one of the top 10 pedophiles

skanky ceasar salad

To eat ceasar dessing out of your partner's asshole.

I gave Becky a skanky ceasar salad and it was moist and delicious.

skanky chic

A way of dressing that denotes some fashion yet a little skanky

Christophers girlfriend from the sopranos is the definition of skanky chic

Skanky clause

The act of dressing up like Santa clause then proceeding to sneak in child’s room then proceeding to fit as many cookies in the innocent child’s rectum and then release a couple dozen micro ass-eating elves that transfers aids.Ms. Clause then proceeds to queef on the child’s face giving them a severe case of pink eye. Then Rudolph bites Santa’s crusted pubes and super glues them on the child’s lips giving them a pube-Stache. As Santa leaves he opens his asshole and grabs a shit and pulls it out and graffitis the entire home.

On Christmas Eve, I will pull a skanky clause at the daycare.