Slack Karen’s are the busybodies at your office who treat it as their own social media fiefdom. They monitor all channels, insert themselves into any discussion, and argue with you if you post something they disagree with. Most of their work day is spent in arguments and self-started drama
They are usually very liberal but conservative versions exist too. If you call them out on their odious behavior, they’ll DARVO and pretend to leave forever, only for the cycle to restart the next day.
Person 1: Wow, Cynthia is really upset about the recent election results
Person 2: They are upset about everything; they are a Slack Karen. Do not engage with them.
Skipping out on the shopping frenzy of After Thanksgiving Sales to relax.
I'm sorry you had to work on slack Friday.
The passive-aggressive act of notifying a team member on your public channel (instead of the private one) that you created a service ticket for them for something that is malfunctioning because clearly he didn’t test that code and you want to call him out.
Hey, did you see that slack receipt in our public channel from our bro on the Jenkins team? You broke his provisioning pipeline.
When you are giving that sloppy toppy and you nut in her mouth and leave.
Hey Martha! What did you and Tom do lay night?
You know the usual slack and cack
When the seat of the pants are either too stretched out or there's not enough booty to fill the pants, the extra fabric is booty slack.
Jennifer: Hey, Cheryl, check out John today!
Cheryl: Well, he looks damn good, but he's got too much booty slack.
Similar to a heart attack but the victim suffers numbness of the legs and a slowed heart rate and the craving for anything crunchy.
Guys hold on, I think I'm having a slack attack!
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