Random
Source Code
Random
A sandwich made with hamburger meat and tomato sauce, eaten on a burger bun, you bunch of sickos.
1196👍 349👎
A potentially dangerous, yet at the same time hilarious and mostly unintentional maneuver in which an individual who has inhaled too much nitrous oxide suddenly keels over mid-laugh and begins to unawaredly mimic a fish out of water.
Mikey Nitrous brought a tank to the bachelor party and 3 dudes pulled a sloppy fish.
17👍 2👎
From The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (1/29/07):
Two or more people try to get each other off, and the first one to climax says: "And that's the way it was."
We were both trying to steal home, when she suddenly screamed "and that's the way it was" and left me hanging! What did I do to deserve a sloppy cronkite?
12👍 1👎
To chew a mouthful of crackers - preferably crispy ones, such as Triscuits - spit them into a woman's vagina and then eat her out.
Bob was so stoned he forgot he was eating crackers when he started to pleasure his wife, and accidentally gave her a Sloppy Sandbox.
27👍 3👎
The finest establishment with a liquor license in Central Ohio. An oasis of drunkness in a barren wilderness of sobriety.
Jay was loko schiavo christo brochachoed at Sloppy Donkey three days last week.
37👍 7👎
The toilet overflowed because someone made too much hot sloppies.
25👍 5👎
when you diarrehea in a tube sock and slap someone in the face with it.
i totally fucking sloppy carled parry last night because she wouldnt pass the salt.
44👍 9👎