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Emptying an entire bottle of shampoo/bubble bath/liquid soap in one's asshole and then jamming a garden hose on the "jet" setting into the asshole to create bubbles. Usually done on one's lawn.
CactusUpMyAss is not responsible for any anal injury as a result of Lawn Soaping.
The same thing as laundry detergent. It means you're putting the LAUNDRY SOAP into the washer in order to wash your crappy clothes.
(lmao idk anyone who calls this laundry soap. My friend does tho) (because he is a person of natural perfection.) (lmao not true)
"MOM! We're out of Laundry Soap!"
"Tf you say?"
When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.
Girl: What's on your shirt?
Guy: I was washing dishes and accidentally soap jizzed myself.
When you get out of the bathtub to get a snack and you’re covered in soap suds.
She got out of the bathtub without toweling off to get a snack and was soaping wet.
A game of shoving bars of soap up an unsuspecting persons ass in the shower whilst screaming “AARGH!”.
Hey bro, wanna play a quick game of Soap Pirates?
n. When, during soap operas and some sitcoms, a character stares off-screen until the scene ends and commercials begin.
Doctor: Steve, the tests have come back, and... I don't know how to tell you this, but Alan isn't really your son.
Steve: Then whose is it? *Does a soap-take*
The game that pedophile and former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky invented to initiate his feel out process on how far he could take his naked shower escapades with young boys.
The game starts out by throwing soap at each other in the shower, then if Jerry Sandusky is present escalates to male on male lathering, shoulder/back rubs, and extreme pervasive sexual acts.
You wanna play soap wars bro, no dude I aint gay.
My little bro told me his coached asked him if he wanted to play soap wars? Who was his coach Jerry Sandusky or some shit? Naw, some other sick fuck!
U into Soap Wars bro? Nah man im not into dudes!