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spanish wool

Spanish wool is an unshaven, but often trimmed or tidy kept vagina and/or pubic area of a spanish woman.

Hey Jerry, your saying you want to eat some of that spanish wool for 2 or 3 hours straight? That's insane! I'd eat her spanish wool for atleast 6 hours!

by subliminal_threat April 18, 2009

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Spanish Teacher

A lowlife scum who thrives off making students miserable because they failed at their own life. Often will give you difficult tests for the sole purpose of moving your grade down. Extremely inconsiderate and rude, and nobody loves them.

Kate: Hey Susan, isn’t your son a Spanish Teacher?

Susan: Yes, but he isn’t my son anymore because I disowned that sorry sack of shit.

by goldnugget December 20, 2019

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Spanish Quickie

a sex act where one prematurely ejaculates into a flour or corn tortilla

Jordan: "Me llamo Jordan! And this is a Spanish Quickie!"

by SpanishQuickie September 18, 2020


Spanish Panda

Someone who locks all their friends in a van and only feeds them cake and ice cream.

That Nobonita is a real Spanish Panda, her friends are never getting out!

by blooisblooisbloo January 4, 2022


Spanish Inquisition

Heterosexual sex act wherein a man licks a woman’s pussy from behind, and his nose brushes against her asshole. The woman then clenches her ass cheeks and exclaims, “got your nose!”

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

by Han’s blaster February 16, 2023


Spanish submarine

Giving a blow job under water

Dude!!! She totally gave him a spanish submarine in last week's pool party

by Venclaudejendame December 1, 2017


Spanish Popeye

Synthetic, store-bought, weed-like substance, usually from smoke shops.
Fluffy, greenish, virtually weightless. It can provide a variety of rather powerful effects from psychedelic to sedating.

"He trippin' on dat Spanish Popeye. Pay dat fool no mind."

by Archer Ingersoll July 1, 2015