a sex act where one prematurely ejaculates into a flour or corn tortilla
Jordan: "Me llamo Jordan! And this is a Spanish Quickie!"
Heterosexual sex act wherein a man licks a woman’s pussy from behind, and his nose brushes against her asshole. The woman then clenches her ass cheeks and exclaims, “got your nose!”
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Someone who locks all their friends in a van and only feeds them cake and ice cream.
That Nobonita is a real Spanish Panda, her friends are never getting out!
Dude!!! She totally gave him a spanish submarine in last week's pool party
Synthetic, store-bought, weed-like substance, usually from smoke shops.
Fluffy, greenish, virtually weightless. It can provide a variety of rather powerful effects from psychedelic to sedating.
"He trippin' on dat Spanish Popeye. Pay dat fool no mind."
Basically what you hear when someone is very new to Spanish.
Spanish Person: "What's Spanish in Spanish?"
Dumbass: "El Spanish."
Spanish Person: "..."
A teacher who uses cringey songs just to make you learn how to spell "book" in Spanish. Also, he spends his spare time learning songs that they expect students to like. In addition, they give you headaches.
Hey, you remember that annoying Spanish teacher? I hear he still uses that annoying Rockalingua website just to teach those 6 Grade kids how to write a few words.
Ugh, I remember when he used that website just to show us how to write stuff in our room.