Random
Source Code

Spanish Inquisition

Heterosexual sex act wherein a man licks a woman’s pussy from behind, and his nose brushes against her asshole. The woman then clenches her ass cheeks and exclaims, “got your nose!”

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

by Han’s blaster February 16, 2023


spanish gag

A specialist method of gagging some idiotic spotters named Brett, TJ, and Freddy came up with

Hit me with the Spanish gag

by DavDawg February 24, 2021


Spanish Popeye

Synthetic, store-bought, weed-like substance, usually from smoke shops.
Fluffy, greenish, virtually weightless. It can provide a variety of rather powerful effects from psychedelic to sedating.

"He trippin' on dat Spanish Popeye. Pay dat fool no mind."

by Archer Ingersoll July 1, 2015


El Spanish

Basically what you hear when someone is very new to Spanish.

Spanish Person: "What's Spanish in Spanish?"
Dumbass: "El Spanish."
Spanish Person: "..."

by someotherkid2021 December 6, 2017


Spanish Teacher

A teacher who uses cringey songs just to make you learn how to spell "book" in Spanish. Also, he spends his spare time learning songs that they expect students to like. In addition, they give you headaches.

Hey, you remember that annoying Spanish teacher? I hear he still uses that annoying Rockalingua website just to teach those 6 Grade kids how to write a few words.

Ugh, I remember when he used that website just to show us how to write stuff in our room.

by RandoGuyOnTheInternet April 12, 2021


Spanish Quickie

a sex act where one prematurely ejaculates into a flour or corn tortilla

Jordan: "Me llamo Jordan! And this is a Spanish Quickie!"

by SpanishQuickie September 18, 2020


Spanish Panda

Someone who locks all their friends in a van and only feeds them cake and ice cream.

That Nobonita is a real Spanish Panda, her friends are never getting out!

by blooisblooisbloo January 4, 2022