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Spooge Kernel

When sperm clumps up into globs on your body hair, usually in a warm shower or bath.

Jim spent fifteen minutes cleaning spooge kernels out of his pubes after a lengthy wank in the bathtub.

by DjurassicDJake January 13, 2022


spooge fuck

To be a complete bone head. To not know what your are talking about.

Dave accused Sam of not knowing what he was talking about without checking his information first. Sam showed him that he was wrong. "You're a spooge fuck Dave " said Sam.

by Mensa Society February 26, 2017


spooge mountain

It's when the second ejaculation lands on top of the first, creating a pile

Tyson created a spooge mountain on his wife's back

by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017


Spooge Biscut

1) A dried clump of semen.
2) A plump ass you want to cum all over

1) That bitch has a spooge biscut stuck in her hair!
2) Did you see the spooge biscut on that waitress?

by Unkle D March 30, 2011

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spooge luge

The shiny track of cum and sweat after you bust a nut between your girlfriends tits that reseble a luge track as in the olympics!!

Dude i laid a spooge luge between Terrinas tits last night that ran down to her belly button!!!

by vinny125125 August 28, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squidley-Spooge

All bodyparts made into one, full body part.

*gets hit with dodgeball* AUGH! MY SQUIDLEY-SPOOGE!

by Paul Griffie January 12, 2005

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spooge case

portable cum dumpster

He went into the Littleceasars bathroom with his spooge case.

by Steve Russell March 20, 2005

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