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Spuds deep

During coitus, to have ones phallus inside the young lady as far as it will go.

"I say Frobisher old chap, I spent a delightful evening with Marjorie last night, and to top it off I was spuds deep by 11pm"

by Cooked Sock April 21, 2010

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spud muffin

A plain or pudgy dude who fancies himself to be a real ladies man.

Why do I attract all the spud muffins?

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

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Spud Nose

When the tip of one's nose is so covered in blackheads that it resembles a potato.

Jack hasn't showered since last Thursday, it's no wonder he has a spud nose.

by siosays July 19, 2011

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Spud Chucka

Spud Chucka is an argricultural insult used to describe convicted paedophile Darren Cook

Darren Cook's a right spud chucka'

by David Dyeshispubesgreen Dickinson November 11, 2007

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spud bitch

any kind of low rank employee who's sole task in life is to serve the general public with baked potatoes of various fillings. The ability to communicate effectively is rare in such life forms, and it is often left to gestures and guesswork to establish your order

"I'm starving, Shall we go and see the spud bitch at lunch time?"

by RandomBloke May 14, 2007

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dick spuds

like genital warts, but HUGE. despite the name, not suitable for consumption.

Bob: Hey Joe, the STD clicnic called, you have crotch warts.
Joe: Dammit, not again.
Bob: could be worse, Mike's have actually turned into dick spuds.

by fatmandoo April 4, 2010

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butt spud

the brown mass that leaves your derrier every twenty four hours, often helped by a gentle squeeze. poo, excriment, turd, plop, shanny, shit, crap, douglas hurd.

i've just dropped a butt spud in the john, she's a beauty!

by Mr.Porkie November 23, 2005

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