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A "Mickey Stall" Is when your having sex with a beautiful woman and your about to bust your nut way too soon. You start humming/singing the "Mickey Mouse" theme song as a distraction to prevent your balls from a pre-mature explosion.
-Best friend: "Hey man, how did it go last night when you took that hottie home from the bar?"
-You: "Oh shit,buddy..! I'll tell ya, she was so fucking hot.! She was doing things in bed that I've never done before. I had to do a "Mickey Stall" 2 minutes into it, so I didn't completely pre-mature explode!"
When you have to shit so bad you basically dive into the bathroom stall.
Dude#1: Bruce just ran by me. What's wrong with him?
Dude#2: I think he's about to stall dive broh
Dude#1: Damn! That bathrooms gonna be toxic...
A person that gets caught looking thru the slit in the toilet stall door and then comes back to look at you for a second time
Dude, I was on the crapper dropping a deuce and I noticed a stall-eye. A few minutes later I noticed that the stall stalker had returned to scene of the crime for a second look.
What most Lowe's employees do at the urinals while you are using them.
A: Dude, that guy in there was looking over into my urinal.
B: So he was stall peeking? That's pretty messed up .
A: I know, man. It freaked me out.
The act of waiting outside the door of an occupied single stall bathroom for someone to finish crapping so you can drop anchor.
Dude I got stall hawked by some old man today while taking a poo
When you tug one off in a bathroom stall before a big interview to calm your nerves.
I threw my tie over my shoulder, pulled my shirt out of my pants, dropped trow and nutted one out. Stalled Interview at it's finest!
When a hobo finds comfort in a handicapped stall in a public restroom and cozily masturbates.
Oh dude I stopped at the rest stop off I-5 and there were a couple hobos having a gay ole party stall!