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One of the most used lie for women when they buy something expensive that they dont need
husband: Where did you get that, thats so expensive
wife: i swear it was on sale honey!
To emphasise a meaning of something true.
"I was so blocked last nite mate"
"Swear on your hair"
some people are stupid....
"arse" is the Australian way of saying "ass"
ill kick your arse
basically the same as "ass"
To Middle Finger Swear on something.
Like a pinky swear except strongger.
"I'm going to buy you an iPod if you pay for half"
"fine, but MF swear on it first."
What bible thumpers use to replace things that offend the jokes they think are real.
Oh my gosh!
What the heck!
Oh my good lord!
You can’t swear for the whole month of September No balls you won’t do it
Stop swearing September
Guy1:fuck off dipshit
Girl1:you fucking idiot lost Stop swearing September
Guy2:you both lost haha
Girl2:looks like I win
Guy2: I’m still here
Girl2:if you don’t swear I’ll break up with you
Guy2:Shit don’t
Everyone else:you lost Stop Swearing September
Girl2:seems like I won now