i swear it was on sale

One of the most used lie for women when they buy something expensive that they dont need

husband: Where did you get that, thats so expensive
wife: i swear it was on sale honey!

non-offensive swears

See Father Ted

"FECK! FECK! FECK! FECK OFF!" - Father Jack

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swear on your hair

To emphasise a meaning of something true.

"I was so blocked last nite mate"
"Swear on your hair"

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MF Swear

To Middle Finger Swear on something.
Like a pinky swear except strongger.

"I'm going to buy you an iPod if you pay for half"
"fine, but MF swear on it first."

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non-offensive swears

some people are stupid....
"arse" is the Australian way of saying "ass"

ill kick your arse
basically the same as "ass"

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non-offensive swears

What bible thumpers use to replace things that offend the jokes they think are real.

Oh my gosh!
What the heck!
Oh my good lord!

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Stop swearing September

You can’t swear for the whole month of September No balls you won’t do it

Stop swearing September

Guy1:fuck off dipshit

Girl1:you fucking idiot lost Stop swearing September

Guy2:you both lost haha
Girl2:looks like I win

Guy2: I’m still here

Girl2:if you don’t swear I’ll break up with you

Guy2:Shit don’t

Everyone else:you lost Stop Swearing September

Girl2:seems like I won now

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