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1. Of the male of female variety - where the person in question leads on or teases someone sexually, but then does not partake in kissing/shagging etc.
2. literal meaning
girl bumpin&grindin all night long then just walking off
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Used by women to gain power and/or humilate male friends and colleagues by the art of making perfectly normal men turn in to delusional idiots when they think the cock teaser actually has been wanting sex with them.
The magnitude of the effect is directly proportional to the time spent being teased and/or your position within the organisation
"That bitch has lead me on for weeks! And I told her the plans for our management restructure!"
"What a cock teasing you've had!"
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Ever wonder how to get big hair?
You've come to the right place. (:
You will need:
a rattail comb
hairspray
Step 1: Take a small section of your hair. Hold it upwards. Backcomb it(comb towards your head.)until it's ratty.
Step 2: Do this with all of your hair, except for the bottom layer.
Step 3: Statue of Liberty much? Don't worry. You didn't do it wrong! (: Take some of the top layers and comb it normally until it's smooth. That way you won't be able to see the rattiness of it. If the ends are sticking out, just comb them until they don't.
Step 4: If it looks big enough for you, hairspray it everywhere! It will last most of the day.
Step 5: If it's not big enough for you, you have gone too far. If you wanted it bigger you just tease it more.
Enjoy!
Warnings:
-May not work with non-layered hair.
-If your hair is silky, it may not stay teased.
Teased hair Link:
look on photobucket. lol.
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A title to describe (usually pretty) flirty girls used predominantly by horny and or desperate males who are too dumb to realize that at that she was never going to sleep with him.
Horny asshole: "you're such a cock tease"
Flirty girl: "All I said was 'hello'... "
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When your girlfriend/boyfriend gives you a handjob (or fingers you in a girls case) for a few seconds, and proceeds to cease immediatley and cuddle into your arms as if you taunt you unknowingly.
Also, the little kiss on the end of your dick as she puts it away can be lumped into this category.
*girl proceeds to give several good jerks just as you get hard*
"Mmmmm, that feels great baby."
"I know."
*pulls out her hand, zips your jeans up*
"Awwww, come on! Not another tease-job!"
"Sorry honey, can I have a back rub?"
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1. a girl or guy who is flirtatious with a girl, but isn't interested in sex or a relationship and just wants to "be friends"
2. a girl or guy that uses his/her sexuality to get what they want, with no regards to the feelings of the woman involved
3. a girl or guy who is ridiculously charming and attractive, but is oblivious to their effect on women
Ben: Wow, she was all over you at dinner last night. Did you hook up?
Gena: No, after all that she told me she "valued me as a friend." God, what a twat tease.
Lisa: Oh my gosh! Don't look now but Jason is totally making bedroom eyes at me right now!
Brenda: Oh yeah, he did that to me too. That little twat tease just wants someone to help him cook dinner for his date tonight.
Lisa: Ugh. Damn his good looks.
Rachel: So, people keep telling me that I have luxurious hair and starry eyes but I don't even know *what* that's about. But, wow, look at you. Is that cashmere? Ooh, it's so soft, I could just touch you for hours. God, and that color really brings out your eyes...So how was your day, hot stuff?
Jenny: (thinking) twat...tease...
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(n.) one who purposefully slows down / stops, giving an unsuspecting hitch hiker hope of catching a ride. right before the hitch hiker reaches the vehicle, the hitch tease will drive away, taking the hitch hikers hope in humanity along for the ride
Dude 1: "ah sick brah, looks like we got ourselves a ride!"
(Dudes run to car... car drives away)
Dude 2: "no dice, that guy was such a hitch tease."
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