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Is a person who tell his ex-girlfriend to have sex with him one last time and if she says yes he fucks her so hard that he messes up her vagina so bad that no one ever wants to have sex with her again
dude your an EX-Terminator
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The unfortunate state you are in when you suddenly remember awkward,cringe things you did in the past,usually from teenage years
Poor Joe just suddenly got hit randomly by this childhood memory,he's in the terminal cringe state now
Terminally online is a psychological condition that occurs when someone has spent so much time online they can no longer function normally in real life.
There is no one aspect of internet usage or any particular website that makes someone terminally online; rather the condition describes the result of said usage, and becoming terminally online can be the result of nearly all online activity done in excess.
Symptoms of being Terminally Online:
-lack of social skills
-extremely esoteric political opinions
-extensive knowledge of chris chan
-apathy to real life success
-inability to relate to peers
-antisocial behavior and beliefs
After spending years on a conspiracy website, Tyler became convinced he is being gangstalked and lost his job. He has become Terminally Online.
Emily spent her entire childhood on Tumblr, and now she cannot form real life relationships due to social anxiety and acute awareness of minor social issues. She has become Terminally Online.
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(tur-muh-nuhl dai-ur-ee-uh) : noun : Not to be confused with Terminal Poop Disorder, Terminal Diarrhea is an affliction that can have many different cuases. For example harsh medications, food poisoning or binge drinking to name just a few. The main characteristic of this affliction is that The afflicted is 100% sure that they are about to shit themselves to death (in some cases rightfully so).
"Bill are you okay in there?" asked Susie knocking on the bathroom door.
"No!" exclaimed Bill "I've been drinking Mad Dog 2020 for a week now, my insides are hanging out of my asshole and I think I'm going to shit myself to death".
"Oh no" say's Susie sadly "Bill, I think you have Terminal Diarrhea"
See also: Explosive Diarrhea
so terminal lucidity is where a person that has memory loss is about to die, they regain consciousness and their memories for a short while before they die
teacher: does anyone know what terminal lucidity is?
students: person gains back memory before they die
when the blood rushes to your penis making it stand seven feet tall in height.
My Dick Is On Terminator juice
Terminal gay is when you are sooooo gay you can no longer be a functioning member of society
It is often used in stages, stage one being the least serious and four being the most
Wow Jerry I thought the clothes made you really gay but the jewelry takes you to terminal gay
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