99 cent store

Business establishment owned and operated by rapper 50 cent's older brother.

Yo! Get you some pimp-ass gear and a hot 9 milli at 99 cent store

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taking 99's

When someone takes forever to do something.... They take 99's

Holy bro hurry up, your literally taking 99's

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Bone Time 99

To have coitus. To have sexual intercourse. The act of inserting your penis into a woman's vagina (assuming she is of legal age and mind-set) and thrusting in and out until orgasm is achieved.

Me and Veronica are gonna play bone time 99 later. Yeah!

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99 cent store

The best thing ever for collectors of hilarious products, but don't eat anything that comes from this place.

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99's disease

When you get a 99 average for the year in a subject so you get depressed and very angry

I just got a 99 for the year In Spanish, I think I have 99's disease.

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99 red balloons

An adjective acting as a noun that describes a person in possession of pretty much every kind of STD. These include but are not limited to: bacterial vaginosis, chancroid, donovanosis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum, non-gonococchal urethritis, staph infection, syphilis, tinea cruris, yeast infection, adenovirus, viral hepatitis A B C D and E, Herpes simplex, HIV/AIDS, HTLV 1 and 2, genital warts, cervical cancer, anal cancer, molluscum contagiosum, mononucleosis, Kaposi's sarcoma, Crabs, Scabies, and trichomoniasis.

Alex: Hot damn bro...See that jailbait? I'd love to tap that.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.

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99's Kid

Someone who wants to be a 90's kid, but was born in 1999

"Dude, I'm a 99's kid"

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