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First, go in the middle of the freezing Connecticut woods, build an ugly little town out of wood, then make every store either a bank or a crappy pizza place. Lastly, add a bunch of rich people to the mix and some poor(ish) people to make the rich people look richer. Welcome to Ridgefield Connecticut!!
New at the high school? Don't worry, I'm sure if you're even a little bit different, the kids will cast you off as an insignificant piece of shit. Hungry? You have roughly 20 restaurants to choose from, none of which are that good, but hey it's fun to keep trying. Bored? The town has a large selection of drug dealers to hook you up with any sort of drug you want, as well as a wide variety of alcohol. Out of money? Almost every other fucking building in Ridgefield is a bank, so robbing and getting away should be a pretty simple task, for the police will not be able to figure out which bank you robbed.
Yes, Ridgefield is a beautiful little town in Connecticut that's sure to turn your kids either into unconfident stoner outcasts without the slightest knowledge of the world around them, or into hefty jocks that will indefinitely do a shit ton more drugs and end up dropping out of community college.
"Guess what son! We're moving to Ridgefield, CT!!"
"Thanks for ruining my future dad."
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Nam cu teo
a guy with a really small dick
no like i mean REALLY SMALL
yo that guy look just like nam ct yo cuz he got a small dick
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Oxford ct, known for its rolling hills, beautiful valleys, stunning landscape and aging farms. Oxford is a small rural town nestled comfortably between the Housatonic River and the town of Nagatuck, CT. Though hilly and over 600' above sea level, Oxford is considered part of the Naugatuck Valley area and part of New Haven County. Oxford was a quaint, sleepy little town until Greedy Developers took it over.It is not uncommon these days to drive up a picturesque winding country road looking at the open pastures of a dairy farm, watching the local people tending to their Maple Syrup making and then suddenly find your self looking at a HUGE, totally out of place Mac mansion that has no place in a small quiet urban location where the houses around it are from the 1930's or earlier and are 2 - 3 bedroom homes. Also, theres been an up sweep of "gated" communities popping up as well, why the gates? afraid the locals your upsetting by building your "My Penis is too small so I built a large one shaped like a house" Homes might turn around in your $10,000.00 driveway? City folks claiming to "move out to the country to get away from it all" come here and make it as busy, noisy, crowded and unattractive as the cities they left!
Oxford, ct is a nice little town until you notice how many big houses there are up in the woods... who does that? what moron rich person builds a giant, 6 bedroom house on 2.5 acres in the middle of the woods?
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1. Norwalk- . A small town - bigger than most people think - located on the panhandle of Connecticut in its wealthiest region, Fairfield County. Unlike the various other affluent towns, Norwalk is loaded with gang violence as a result of extremely defined cliques. A long-time rival exists between its two high schools, Brien McMahon and Norwalk High because of the city's small size. . Most Norwalk kids have been raised there all their lives and have a cockiness about them. Despite its diversity, Norwalk's shopping and civilization is limited. With only a movie theater, South Norwalk or "SoNo" has become the center for all activity - good and especially bad. Mostly everyone in Norwalk knows their fellow Norwalkers. It has commonly been referred to as "the Wack" or "Norwack." Norwalk has become linked with other cities like Stamford and Bridgeport. Norwalk is broken up into several parts: South Norwalk, East Norwalk, West Norwalk, North Norwalk, and just Norwalk. While many complain that there is nothing to do, they never do anything about it; so everyone has adapted to their daily routine. smoking weed, drinking, and doing stupid shit. No one here is a true native, since everyone comes from other towns or states and settles here.
where you at? im in norwalk ct right now bout to hop on I-95 and be in new york in 15 minutes
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An extremely rural town in Connecticut which is awesome for people who love wide-open fields, cows and country music (like me), but bad for those who want something to do, or just go grocery shopping.
newtown kid: "omg thier is liek notin to do in rockzbury liek im soooooo bored"
roxbury kid: "learn how to play the mandolin, buddy."
danbury kid: "wtf theres no mall in roxbury, ct"
newtown kid: "omg u danburyers are all un-educated jdshajkfh. learn to live without a mall"
danbury kid: "what was that? malls are the key to life you stupid NEWTOWNER"
newtown kid: "no FOOTBALL is you sassy little ghetto b--"
roxbury kid: "you guys are so 21st century..."
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Ridgefield Connecticut is one of the wealthiest towns in one of the wealthiest counties in America. We are overpopulated to the point that it takes 30 min to drive through mainstreet. However, with all the people you see swarming town on a daily basis, you will never see anyone who isn't white. We have zero diversity. If you're a down to earth, kind person you will be ostrisized to no end and have no chance of fitting in. Here in Ridgefield we sell million dollar shacks. Our cops are incompetent losers. They sit on the side of the road all day just waiting to pull people over for going 10 above the speed limit. A lot of our tax money goes to Dunkin Donuts.
Person: where are you from?
Me: Ridgefield Ct
Person: can I have some pot?
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A shitt-hole where the preppy white kids live off of their parents money. The people who live there consider themselves better than others because they can afford retarded suede shoes from Marc Jacobs. Children are left with nannies while their parents get drunk and fuck at some country club. Yes, people there may have big houses and pretty-ful cars, but they give horrible tips to the Mexicans who work for them. Greenwich, CT, a place where you may get arrested for sagging.
-"Hey, where'd you go over the weekend?"
-"Augh. Some fucked up place with swarming white people."
-"Oh fuck. Are you talking about Greenwich, ct?"
-.____. "Sadly, yes."
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