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Ridgefield

A southwestern Connecticut town of about 25,000, known to kids who live there as "the Ridge". Not as preppy as Greenwich, not as wealthy as Darien. There is no crime, so the cops just dick around all day and bust house parties at night. You either hang out at Genoa (italian restaurant), or if you like cutting yourself you hang out by Dunkin. Then you drive around for two hours and end up at someones house right before it gets busted. But if you think there's nothing going on in Ridgefield, just check out any of the nearby towns - Redding, Wilton, Weston, Bethel - theres even less happening. It's Connecticut, dude.

The kids aren't any different from your average connecticut kids, except maybe a little richer. So yes they're preppy, mostly white and probably dont know what hit them the first time they leave their bubble, but theyre not all assholes. Weed is easy to get, alcohol isn't as easy but thats fine cause they steal it from their parents' liquor cabinets anyway.

Ridgefield High School is legit and is consistently ranked in the top 15 high schools in CT. Anyone who has said otherwise, look it up retard. A decent percentage of kids make it to the Ivy league every year. A lot more go to UConn or WestConn.

Otherwise, nothing really special about this town. The people who diss it are probably from Wilton or just have a stick up their ass. I could write about the Battle of Ridgefield or some historical shit, but thats kinda gay.

Kid #1: Whats good in the Ridge tonight, gangsta?
Kid #2: You're not black, dude.
Kid #1: Ok. But seriously whats happening.
Kid #2: Nothing. It's Ridgefield. Wanna go to genoa?

by officer_wooster September 30, 2009

44๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ridgefield

Regardless of the other definitions of the town of Ridgefield in Connecticut, it really isn't much different or worse than any other suburban town in the United States. Sure, we are probably wealthier than many other towns, but behavior and people wise, we're nothing out of the ordinary.

Ridgefield is a town in Connecticut's Fairfield County. There are six elementary schools, two middle schools, one high school, and two private schools. Ridgefield has some of the best public schools in the country. The main street has many small (and extremely pricey) boutiques. There is also a candy shop and a pizza shop, where most of the kids in the middle schools and high school hang out after school on Fridays because there isn't a whole lot to do here. There is also a park in town, which is a popular teen hang-out spot as well.

Sports play a big role in Ridgefield. The students do have a lot of school spirit, but what's wrong with that? Ridgefield High School has relatively high scores on standardized test as well. Yes, and there are also the kids who drink and smoke, but honestly, what town doesn't have kids like that? Wherever you go, teens will always be experimenting with drugs and alcohol. The cops, however, don't really have much to do, so they will punish you severely for relatively minor infractions of the law. And contrary to popular beliefs, the schools in Ridgefield aren't populated with only jocks and sluts. Sure, we have our fair share, but what school doesn't? There are also the sexually active kids, but not everyone loses their virginity at 14 or 15, like many people claim. And there are many people who make large salaries, but not everyone drives around in $70,000 cars and live in $4 million houses.

Ridgefield is just like any other wealthy suburban town. The people who have added other definitions of Ridgefield describing how terrible this town is obviously are just disgruntled and have had bad personal experiences here. That doesn't mean that the town itself is a bad place, it just means that they have gotten involved with people who have made negative influences in their lives. Ridgefield may be boring, but it's not the suckish hellhole that people have made it out to be.

Ridgefield is a wealthy town in Connecticut.

by bernie mac sliz April 13, 2009

63๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ridgefield

A relatively small town in NJ. The majority of the town has a lot of $ unless they live in the garden apartments. Every other house is a Korean family, and the public schools are only known for their outstanding music program. Everyone knows each other, and people talk behind everyone's backs. The only decent places to hang out is the park and the pool.

My rich girlfriend is on the Ridgefield chorus, band, bel canto, and choir!

by htbangel April 6, 2009

30๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ridgefield

The original model for what would later become the Homestead and Grid City Acts. A scenic, dyspeptic Connecticut town engineered on the elliptic principle that the distance from any given house A to any store open after 9 B summed with the distance from A to something to do C will always equal D, where D is the distance to New York (of some mathematic curiousity, this will also always be the distance to Wiggles).

Ridgefield has the linear eccentricity of a limp dick!

by Theodore A. See August 18, 2005

140๐Ÿ‘ 109๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ridgefield

All the kids have tried pot once, cause its easier to get than alcohol. Everyone gets a 4.0 or your considered an idiot. Everyone hates eachother, talks behind everyone elses back, and everyone has money. If your considered poor in this town, its cause your only a millionare and not a multimillionare.

The highschool here is terrible and overrated even though its one of the top in the country. All the girls where mini skirts, have sex at 14, and all go to colleges like boston college and um boston college. Sometimes boston university, too!

You either hang out behind geneoa, starbucks, dunkin donuts, or yanity. The police here are bored since theres no crime so if your carrying a small amount of alcohol you will be jailed for life.

Basically this town is terrible, its filled with white people, and maybe you'll find two or three asian kids around if you look hard. Everyone is an overachiever, and you either go to yale or OD on cocaine or heroine because your family hates you because you didnt get into yale.

So go raise your kids somewhere else.

Where do you live?

On the border of newyork

by ridgefield college kid June 25, 2005

193๐Ÿ‘ 161๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ridgefield

Ridgefield is a happy little town. nothing ever happens here. its a complete joke. kids get arrest for stupid stuff. then everyone goes bezurk cuz theres nothing else to talk about. if one small this happens the whole town knows and your hated for life!! if you dont get straight A's ppl make fun of you and ur put into low classes and you feel like a complete dumbass. walking to town is something to do but its rare when you dont see someone selling drugs in the park. the copss come when so middle school kids start a snowball fight but there will be someone selling drugs right in front of them and theyll do nothing. theres a better chance that the cop is buying from the person then actualy doing anythign about it.Also the cops are so stupid that someone who was unarmed "stole" 150 bucks from a local bank they didnt have a car or any form of transportation. he was never caught. everyone here is loaded the houses are huge the kids are snotty and bitchy. the girls are the real bitches. you think those girls in hollywood are bad you should come to ridgefield. if you live here chances are u get no exposure to the outside world are slim to none and no taste of reality. the girls are mean to eachother cuz they wanna know that there the best and that they have power over everyone else. the boys are comeplte tools and do anything girls say. the parents are mean kids arnt allowed to do anything. ever. at all. also there is no diversity. all the kids are the same and in 7th & 8th grade kids are still being lectured about bullying cuz the kids are wusses. but to be honest it is nice liveing here and knowing your safe.

ridgefield is a joke.

by ekdfhd June 5, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ridgefield

"An Over View"
A mainly rich town consisting of the white ethnicity, youll be lucky if you can find anything but white people. I had lived in Ridgefield for eight or so years, eight painful years. There for im an expert on this town. All town in Connecticut hate this town Brookfield, Danbury, New Milford, Bethel, etc.

WARNING: if your not white your considered a minority to them. They are VERY racist.

"Ghetto Children"
There are kids who live in Ridgefield who think they are crips, bloods, or some other bullshit. These kids grew up with money handed to them by mommy and daddy how does this make them so "ghetto" or "hood"?

"Leaving This Town"
When you have relized Ridgefield is just a "bubble" and none of the kids know the real world i sugest you dont tell people you are moving. They will use every bone is their body to bitch you out the white preppy way or stalk and ruen your life. Why would you ever waste your time ruening people lifes for fun? no idea.

"What is There to Do?"
Well there are only a few stores that stay open past seven so there goes the night life. Theres a park where people hang out and downtown. Or lame house partys where little freshman and 8th graders loose their virginity.

"Drugs and Drinking"
All the kids do weed, no designer drugs, coke, acid, or shrooms, just weed. Basically cuz they got no one else to import the shit. And then drinking, makes you a bad ass? Yea sure fuckin white ass wigers think they are so hard.

From what i know all the girls i know from this town are really prude and some have never kissed a boy and probally never will. There is condos in Ridgefield that cost so much money there but yet in other towns is half the price, i used to live ina condo beause i am not a rich fuck. To add the rich kids call the less rich kids "pesants" when they have plenty of money.

Somethings you may encounter in Ridgefield:
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David: Hey Jane lets hook up?
Jane: NOOO IM PRUDE!
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Bob:Yo i gotta G of weed in my bag son.
Joe:Oh dang mutha fucka yuu bad.
^Joe thinks 1G is badass^
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You will want to die if you move to Ridgefield!!

by cheerxleaderx21 April 18, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž