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Shit crib

When playing cribbage, a crib that contains no points is called a "shit crib".

I can't believe there are no points in my crib: I got a shit crib.

by Natybumpo March 28, 2024


nicos crib

In a lawless land, the sea breeze wind blows through the ambient sound of SexyRedd playing downstairs, topped off with a broken smoke detector chirping to mimic the birds that have gone extinct from the residents of DP. The party had just ended, and Nico is now coming out of his cave. Steve has just thrown another car battery into the Pacific Ocean as he throws a temper tantrum over the dishes being left in the industrial kitchen. Roommate (or inmate?) number 17 runs off in the distance with his ankle monitor, taking the money from that months water bill. “Fourteen hundred a month for a triple bedroom?” said Jeremy. “Im only paying that shit when I feel like it!” But the real question remains. Where is Nico? Nico are you there? Is Nico at Nico’s crib right now? Paging Nico…

Nico is prolly at Nicos Crib right now doing some French 101 homework

by Bill Cosby O’neilly March 1, 2024


Lightning's Crib

LGBT which stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender, are people who have their own gender and sexual preference. There is an estimated 3.5% of adults in the United States who identify as lesbian, gay, or bisexual and an estimated 0.3% of adults who are transgender (Gate, “How many people are lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender?”) There are cases such as Freddie Mason, Bernina Mata, and Duanna Johnson, which are some events that embellish a long shadow of criminalization of LGBT people in the United States. They are discriminated within their jobs, in housing, within the government, and even going into public places. The LGBT community is no different, so why are they seen just for their sexual preference? There needs to be a change, a change in which would provide better and safer lives for the LGBT community. In saying this, Congress should create a law which will abolish discrimination, and ensure civil protections for the LGBT community. In order for this law to be created Congress needs to be persuaded that this is a major issue to take action upon. LGBT people go through a lot just to be whom and what they want to be. Congress needs to be fully aware of some events that have taken place in the LGBT community because of discrimination. There is harassment, inadequate health care, hate crimes, and etc.

Lightning's Crib is super cool

by Nolan Gay July 19, 2019


Crib cutter

A barber who is not licensed therefore he cuts hair at his or someone else's house

I'm not trying to go through barber school so I'm gone be a crib cutter.

by Bxbsls May 14, 2022


Knight's Crib

Child molestor or place that a peodfile uses.

The kidnapped child was taken to a knight's crib

by KC408 February 22, 2017


fucked up in the crib

Normally means to be fucked up mentally while in your own home, however it's usage is commonly associated with a meme relating to watching, drinking, eating, or using off-brands of products. The usage of the sentence was first popularized by the song FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB by POPSTARBILLS. The usage of the sentence then spread to Twitter and TikTok to accompany images of off-brands or lookalikes of products as mentioned previously.

fucked up in the crib watching family dude (image of a Family Guy lookalike)
fucked up in the crib sipping dr perky (image of a Dr. Pepper knockoff named Dr. Perky)

by DrShamrock November 24, 2023


Crib Diddler

A Crib Diddler is someone who dates really young women or men

I can't believe he's dating Karen, she just turned 16! Ya, Cairns is a real Crib Diddler alright.

by BengalsfanJoel February 16, 2021

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