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A place where baseball players never sleep even though practice is early in the morning, British soccer players get busted for alcohol on a regular basis, and female visitors stay long past the time they were supposed to leave, and the only woman is the boss.
"Hey guys, did you hear about those guys that got busted for airsoft guns in Holzer Hall?"
Erected in 1585 as a McDonalds play pen, West Hall has become known by scholars as the most shwaptastic place on Earth maybe even the Galaxy. Its residents are widely known as the coolest people ever and knew this before even moving in. Its urine and sperm stained walls have been home to inebriated and shwasted college folk for years and apparently has more pot heads and alcoholics per square foot then Hooters on free wing night. Erected out of an indestructible material, the building has withstood the wrath of Zues and possibly Godzilla(maybe). Kept on the down low for obvious reasons, West Hall is considered the only place to have fun. Upon entering its doors, a sense of euphoria and ecstasy rush to the brain.(scientific fact) Actually covered by Time magazine as the "illest most chillest" living environment ever. West Hall has also received the nobel peace prize for negotiating that hostage crisis in that bank that one time. Soon to be entered into the Guiness Book of World Records for most hook ups in a dorm ever, has decided that it may be to good for the U.S. and is considering leaving the union to create a country called "Winner Winner Chicken Dinner". If one ever finds themselves lucky enough to reside within its wall, consider yourself the bees knees.
Hey! Will I ever be as cool as a resident of West Hall?
sorry...but no
A Private School in wimbledon, Right Next to one of the ursuline schools,very very very sexy boys there but they do wear very gay cream trousers.People may call this school snobby but no i think people are just jealous cos they are rich. This School also has a three legged Cat Its extremly Cute.
"Stack Theres your Hall School!"
"wow Hall school looks like a house!"
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A small town in Illinois that's famous for drugs, corruption, and bad water. If you insult one person you've insulted an entire family, because everyone is in fact related
"Man I'm thinking about sending my kid to White Hall if they don't straighten up."
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A woman who is at least a decent actress who even if her performance or appearance may not be the greatest, she can easily come off as a very charming, beautiful, and smart. Disagree if you will.
Also, you know you find her sexy as hell regardless of what you don't like about her. A woman that if you have not, at least ten times, furiously masturbated to her pics until your penis lost feeling and almost fell off, then you sir, are defined as what is known in uncivilized society, a fag.
From her topless scene in Swordfish and coming out of the water on one of Cuba's beaches in that orange bikini dripping wet (like my thang was when I got home from the theater when thinking about it) in 007: Die Another Day to her black leather clad appearance with a whip in Catwoman and that epic two second shot of her bare ass in that nude shower scene in Gothika, she has a body that would make even the most diehard anti-black racist wank off and rethink their position on racial politics.
Here's to hoping to the almighty God in Heaven that we are to be blessed with a preferably naked brown goddess like her in the pages of Playboy magazine. My dick twitches think about and admit it, the idea crossed your mind too.
I'm about to wank off like no tomorrow fantasizing that Halle Berry eats my swordfish! >:D
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Usually bossy. Decent looking but ugly on the inside. Mean and Cruel. Normaly bullies.
Ughhh, here comes Halle .
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An adult employed by high schools to watch over hallways for bad behavior. The final evolutionary stage of the kid that would always remind the teacher to check the class's homework, hall monitors are usually losers and busybody Karens who feel important because of their petty position of authority that allows them to flex on kids. They suffer from a small man syndrome and are constantly on a mission to bust youngsters for the pettiest of infractions, such as vaping in the bathrooms, loitering after lunch breaks, wearing subjectively inappropriate attire and walking any faster than a slow strolling pace in the hallways.
Hall monitors are peculiarly nosy, prying, arrogant and self-entitled people who feel better about themselves for picking on kids who are more than half their age younger, being extremely proficient snitches. They will normally be in the employ of a high school well into their 60s as they have no desire or ambition to do anything better with their lives and are content with living out the rest of their existence in abject mediocrity.
-Hey man, want to go and smoke a bowl after school?
-I can't, one of the hall monitors wrote me up for Juuling in the bathroom and I've got 10 days of in-school suspension. Don't these people have anything better to do?
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