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A horrible disease, it causes people to cry and think that "noone care"
it is an epidemic plaguing our planet.
Jim: AHH i think im catching fagmo-ity
Rickjamesbitch: whoa man dont touch me!!
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The famous phrase from Azerbaijan’s president Ilham Aliyev’s speech to the public on October 4, 2020 regarding the Karabakh war where he said “If the enemy doesn’t leave our territories peacefully we will kick them out like dogs (iti qovan kimi) as we are doing now” People found it hilarious and it became a very popular phrase in Azerbaijan and Turkey and a lot of people have been using it as campaign slogans and even naming a new military production drone that.
- Did you hear Azerbaijan has already liberated 4 of the 12 regions from Armenian occupation?
- Yeah iti qovan kimi qovur azeri guys
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Condition where you blink very fast and uncontrollably for appx. 350 times per minute.
Possibility of being diagnosed from any age, except at birth.
Condition is very rare.
Currently no cure for this certain condition, but can be treated by simply cutting off your eyelids, or keeping your eyes closed for life.
Basically, if you have this condition you are screwed. You should either kill yourself or get killed with this condition
Friend 1: bruh why are you blinking so much you look like you’re having a seizure?
Friend 2: I got diagnosed with triple-winky-itis a couple days ago. Lol
The pain that gets shot into your wrist or hand after playing any of the three guitar hero games for too long.
"Dude, why is your wrist in a cast?"
"I played Guitar Hero 3 for 5 hours non-stop and got Guitar hero-itis"
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A socio/psychological condition characterized by ones inability to stop talking on their cell phone; commonly unable to turn their cell phone off; often and especially in enviornments that are not appropriate for personal phone conversing. This condition is often associated with a deeper emotional/psychological/spiritual condition of vacuousness and refered to in 12 step recovery parlance as chataholic.
So I drive my car over to La Beedo's to give him a ride to the gig and within 30 seconds his cell phone goes off. He answers the call without missing a beat, and yammers away about about Suzie, Sally and Sam, from 168th St. all the way to 96th. When he hangs up, I start to ask him a question and his phone goes off again. He tells me "hold on, I need to get this", and dives back into his fucking babble-bubble. I picked him up the next night and the same thing happened. Seems like he may have a serious case of cell phone-itis.
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A mental disease effecting parents, manifested a strong need to control their child's life, from college to personal relationships to money. Parents with Julie-itis are incapable of gracefully letting their adult children finish growing up, and are prone to ranting about how rebellious and wrong their child is anytime they do not fall in line with their idea for what the child's life should look like.
Person #1: Why is that Mom gossiping with twenty year old girls about how awful her son is?
Person #2: Dude, she so has Julie-itis.
Boy: My Mom's Julie-itis is getting worse. Now she's refusing to give me toothpaste just because I want to leave the house.
Girl: Wow...does she want your teeth to fall out?
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Calling in sick to school or work just to play Call of Duty 4.
John said he couldn't come to work today,but we know he just has Call of Duty itis!
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