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A lil girl who chickens out at Area 51 raid; also a sellout who is afraid of government authority.
"Stop being such a Matty Roberts and go clap dem alien cheeks, they can't stop us all."
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Beautiful, sexy, shy, nymphomanic though. This girl will drool over alot. Sweetheart, and will be loyal to only you. If you show her what you got. ;)
God mattie's been drooling over my balls since last Tuesday.
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Unfriending someone because they "cause unnecessary drama" and "constant chaos" even though they didn't
One of my friends didn't message me back so I'm going to pretend they were toxic and pull a dirty mattie because I can't communicate properly
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A Matty boy is a circular we boy with really bad tan lines (mainly where his socks are). He is adopted and ginger. He is the sort of person who you would find walking down shankil road with one feg in his mouth and playing Pokemon go.
Oh look it's a matty boy.
I walked to Walmart and I saw a matty boy.
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when your gamerscore on xbox 360 is reset by microsoft
i've had my gamerscore reset said billy. oh you've been matty whittled said matthew
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A nonce who loves saying 'suck your mum'
He's such a nonce. He must be a matty.
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