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when u have diarhhea and it drips down in the area that connects your balls to your ass (grundle or gooch0
i was just t an all you can eat chinese buffet, and now i think i have grundle mayonnaise
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Spermagucci; Semenaise, White Custard, The juicy filling inside every penis.
She got me so horny, I was like "Girl, you wanna try sum of my monkey mayonnaise up on your shit?" She was like "Boy, gimme sum of that good sauce!"
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When you ejaculate in girls face, then throw hot sauce in her eyes.
She couldn's see for two hours after I gave her the devils mayonnaise
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Racist white people, namely Trump supporters
Person one: Carl is so horrible!
Person two: Yeah. He's a mayonnaise demon.
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1. Two lesbians with yeast infections eating each other out
2. A guy finishes and then pulls out only part way so the cum squirts into the vaginal opening and then oozes out.
Cheryl and Lorraine both had a yeast infection but needing sex they went in for a mayonnaise pie.
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When an Irish man has sexual intercourse with a woman until he is about to cum, and then stops. The female then clinches her vagina to make the mans penis explode.
No longer only for the Irish, but received it name as it was traditionally preformed by Irish woman who no longer wanted children from their husband.
patty- Irish
mayonnaise- Because that is all that is left afterwards.
My wife said she doesn't want any more children, I am afraid if i do not get a vasectomy she will give me a patty mayonnaise.
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Human semen, male ejaculation
He sprayed Armenian Mayonnaise all over the floor.
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