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A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.
Fuck you, I asked for custard, not bloody wordmayonnaise/word. (Link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is semen.)
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Someone who is a bit of a CUnt and a bit of a basTard.
That doorman is a right fucking custard!!
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A portmanteau of customer and retard.
I had to quit my job at McDonald's because I couldn't handle the damn custards.
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"She's got custard dripping down her face"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"
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When you dont know what to say
Person 1: I made love to a camel
Person 2: Custard
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Soft Serve ice cream in South Jersey.
"I'd like a medium vanilla custard on a cone with chocolate jimmies."
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