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A season where the flu is common and parents tell their children it’s flu season so they don’t kiss
Hey daughter are you going to your boyfriend’s house if so remember it’s flu season.
A special rare time or occasion when Cheezin is greatly encouraged, and allowed.
Bros when we go in my house act straight around my parents, but when we go in my room and the door is shut, Cheezin Season will begin.
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When thots appear in greater numbers than usual.
-Usually because of warmer weather when short shorts are wearable
-Usually in school
-Also around girl scout cookie season
The season ends around June or early July
Jerry: Hey Harry, there are a lot of thots around here.
Harry: Well don't you know? It's thot season.
Jerry: Thot Season?
Harry: When there is an abnormal amount of THOTS!
A phase in which a person states that he/she is about to come across a great deal of money by any means necessary.
Person 1: Yo son!!! its 2008, whats good?
Person 2: Its Gwap Season Homie!!!
Person 1: I hear dat!!!
Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.
Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”
The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.
It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.