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When you stuff a Thanksgiving turkey with feces and bake it in the oven at 450° for 3-6 hours. Serve with traditional Thanksgiving side dishes. Makes a nice brown gravy for your mashed potatoes.
Serves 4-6.
Mom: Son, this bird turned out amazing! What's your secret?
Son: I'll never tell! Okay, I put poop in the turkey.
Family: This is the best Bulgarian Thanksgiving ever!
Studio Audience: AWWWWW!
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A cocktail invented by B. Ramsey in the fall of 2010 consisting of equal parts Wild Turkey 101 and any shelf vodka and a splash of cranberry.
Man, those Russian Thanksgivings we had last night totally fucked me up!
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the act of eating about 10 pounds of raw horse manure, and then shitting it out into your cats litterbox. Mix it with whatever the hell else is in one of those things, add horse testicles, donkey sperm and 6 fluid ounces of breast milk from a female bison. Stir with a dildo you got from that dirty hooker.
Put it all into a blender. it should end up looking like blueish orange and it should be mushy but solid when heated. And crunchy
Wait until Thanksgiving and put it inside the Turkey for Thanksgiving Feast. let your family suck it down and when they complement it on how delicioso it be, tell them what the ingrediants are watch them all throw it all back up on your table.
Collect their throw-up, and save and serve next thanksgiving
Miranda: "Hey man what did you do for thanksgiving this year?"
Myself: "I gave my family the Thanksgiving Surprise"
Miranda: "Nice!" *High Fives and leads to very intimate intercourse*
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Comebacks for when your family is interrogating you during holiday get togethers
Aunt: "Shouldn't you be outside with the kids?"
Me: "Shouldn't you be raising yours?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK
Aunt: "When are you going to get a real job?"
Me: " When are you going to get some real eyebrows?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK
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A sexual act in which one person stands over a woman in a 69 position and simultaneously vomits into the vaginal cavity and defecates into her mouth.
After Thanksgiving dinner, I stuffed all of my girlfriend's holes like she was a turkey. Now that's what I call a Thanksgiving Delight!
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1) The best Thanksgiving special ever (but are there any others?)
2) When you don't feel like shopping, cooking, and cleaning for a week so you just say fuck it, run through the convenience store with $20, buy anything that looks good, and go home and eat it off the good china.
College Student 1: "You going home for Thanksgiving break?"
College Student 2: "I have a 54 page portfolio due in literacy next week. I'm gonna go live in the library and do a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving on Thursday."
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North Dakota Thanksgiving is finding a pornographic video of your brother and his gay lover on Xtube.com the night before a big family gathering.
Well, isn't that just a North Dakota Thanksgiving!