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Crack vacuum is the definition of being a idiot or stupid
J hope your being a crack vacuum
An Irish expression, used to define a person who is not fun to be around. Can be used either to describe a person who is dull or someone who makes everything about them.
Person 1: Good night last night?
Person 2: It was going fine till Gerry turned up, he's a real craic vacuum lately
Person 1: Spent the whole night talking about his divorce?
Person 2: It's almost as if you were there....
Masturbating by sticking your genitals into a vacuum cleaner and using its suction to stimulate your sex organ to ejaculation.
When Ben bought a brand new, top of the line, super-suction, $4,000 Dyson, I wondered what was wrong with our old one.... Yup, he had been using it as a Toyam Vacuum. The whole thing was clogged with dried toyam juice. Not a move!
when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse
sally: “i dont get you”
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on”
A female who is capable of eating incredible amounts of food at once. She does not feel full, and eats everything as fast as possible, so fast ,in fact, that she doesn't even taste the food.
"Oh my god Talia, why did you eat all of Sam's hot cheetos, he wasn't even finished eating??"
"I can't help it, I'm a vacuum bitch."
A Female who is going to suck you no matter what
We had a fight, but I still have her name as vacuum bitch because Ik she’s gonna still suck me up
(v.) The opposite of to blow a kiss.
Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.
Person 1: I hate our Algebra professor.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.