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When you’re on Zoom and you think the camera is off, so you whip it out.
Employee 1: What happened to Reuben?
Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.
Ah... good old zoom class. Audio cutting out, getting booted from the meeting, and watching YouTube an scrolling through tik tok while you are supposed to be writing that 5 page essay on- wait- what was it on again? ah- doesn't matter it can just blame it on internet problems!
Hey, its 7am... time for Zoom class! or I can come in late and say it was my internet....
Thugging is a term used on the internet to describe trolling on Zoom or any online tool like Zoom using explicit material like gore, porn or anything in that category.
It is usually encouraged and done by groups that call themselves thugs.
Popular people used in thugging are: Ronnie Mcnutt, Dreamybull and Naked barber.
Person 1: im finna do some zoom thugging with this meeting, lemme send the link
Others in call (usually more than 10 people): Alright bet when do we start?
A Zoom Fart occurs when a person farts loudly on a Zoom videoconference. It can be particularly embarrassing if the person is not muted at the time. If the person is not muted, they will be unable to deny responsibility for the fart because the fart could be so loud that the camera will automatically go to that person’s face.
Balthazar could not deny the tremendous fart he blew during the Q4 earnings call for his job because he blew a Zoom Fart and was not muted at the time. The camera immediately turned to his guilty face.
The immediate urge to take a massive shit the minute your zoom lecture starts. This phenomenon may occur early, keeping you from attending class because of your shitting.
I can’t believe i missed my philosophies lecture today because i got the Zoom Shits
look at the bigger picture. a wider perspective is needed - it's currently too narrow
nevermind the technology we're going to use. zoom out - what is this piece going to say?
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When you take a shit of catastrophic proportions (clog the john, splash the walls, destroy the ozone, etc.) at a public place (friend's house, mother-in-law, church, etc.) and you have to make a hasty getaway before anyone calls you out.
I was at my boss' house last night and I had a bad case of diarrhea so i just had to Pinch and Zoom.
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