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The result of a man ejaculating on the rear end (tail) of a sex partner.
After Shandra and I had Doggystyle sex I pulled out and gave her a little cocktail sauce.
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When a woman is excited and juice comes from her vagina you then catch that juice in a cocktail glass and drink it.
I had a pussyjuice cocktail last night.
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When you have intercourse with a woman, before climaxing you pull out and ejaculate onto her chest. Let the ejaculate sit until dry and then have the women use her fingernails to scrap it off onto a hard flat surface. Taking a razor blade scrape up the ejaculate until finely granulated. Then seperate into one or two lines. Roll up a hundred dollar bill, then have the woman inhale it through her nostrils into her respiratory system.
"Esther had a columbian cocktail courtesy of Max last night."
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Plural noun of cumfart. This is where a chick takes several doses of spoodge in the ass, gradually building hydraulic pressure up with each arriving delivery (piston or bike pump like) and then expels the whole 'cocktail' at great speed and with a loud, long Bronx cheer.
"My god she's a whore. She reckoned she took the whole team and made a record breaking cumfart cocktail."
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a mixture of blood, sweat, spit, and semen. usually added to one's drink as a cruel joke
Ron: Hmm, this drink tastes a little weird and its sticking to the roof of my mouth. whats in it?
Dale: thats cause its a Tijuana Cocktail!
Ron: Motherfucker!
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A dad that likes to drink and has lots of drinking equipment. Example: Beer tap,
Swizzle sticks, etc.
“Red Forman has a keg man. He’s a cocktail dad and cocktail dad’s own beer taps!”
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A potent drink made from several different ingredients. The main ingredient is typically caffeine or byproducts such as a guarana, green tea, or expresso shots. A typical caffeine cocktail is 32 or 64 ounces. Average caffeine in a true cocktail is 1.5 grams in a 32 ounce, 2.5 grams in 64 ouce drink. Primarily drank by IT people, skin heads, razor heads, insomniacs, and individuals grinding at a lan party.
Typical Ingredients in Caffeine Cocktail include (some or all of the following): Coke, Jolt, Green Tea (reduced to a sludge), Caffeine Powder, Guarana, Red Bull, Sprite (as a filler for volume), Ginko biloba, Vitrol, Calcium Carbonate, Taurine, Iron, Selenium, B Vitamins, Vitamin A, C & D, Orange Juice, billberry extract, Cinnamon, and/or Cactus Juice.
That Caffeine Cocktail has so much energy, it may jump-start a dead-man's heart.
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