a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can
"i won the smegma eating contest last week"
A betting pool to determine which sailor can bring the ugliest woman back to the ship to be judged by the Officer of the Day (OOD).
Hey, we're having a Scupper Contest tonight. A dollar per man.
When a group a guys have a contest to see who can bang the biggest chick of the night.
Dude im fuckered up lets have a hoggins contest.
A euphemism for having sex. Especially the sound produced from doggystyle.
Daniel: "Wow the walls in these apartments are really thin. I could hear my neighbors doing doggy last night."
Grace: "I'm pretty sure they were just having a clapping contest."
The action or process of disputing or arguing. an act, instance, or state of contesting
It is without contestation that Patrick is the best futures trader in the business.
The greatest esports racing league in the world. Unmatched by any and all others.
Person 1: I'm looking to race online but i need a league with clean drivers and high quality infrastructure.
Person 2: You want COS, there's none better.
Person 1: COS?
Person 2: Contest Of Speed, go check them out www.contestofspeed.com
when you are doing the opposite of winning you are not winning the gooning contest
person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet
*two hours later*
person 1 alr bro u win this time
person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest