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When a lady is formally sitting with legs reclined and proceeds to spill a drink in her lap causing the necessary squeezing of her legs to prevent penetration of liquids to the seating surface beneath.
I almost spilled my wine on the couch but my vagina pool saved the day.
rose reservoir
Adding your name to a card, with or without the knowledge of the person who bought the card, to avoid having to purchase a card of your own.
Joe: Hey man, did you get Stacey a birthday card?
Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.
Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.
Jim: I signed that, too.
When you get 5+ guys to circle jerk around a chick and all blow your load on her tummy.
"Brian went swimming in our community pool. It was pretty great. We all joined in."
Is a guy who doesn’t cut his toenails and lets them get mad long. Then hops in your above-ground pool and cutting the “liner” with his toenails and making the pool leak.
Yo did you hear? Chucky Conway is the new “Pool Ruiner” his long toenails cut my boy’s liner ruining his pool!
Having anal sex with someone who is currently suffering from diarrhea.
She had the runs after eating chili fries but I don't mind tide pooling so I fucked her ass anyway.
A mosh pit taking place in the water, usually a pool. Much more hardcore than a mosh pit considering the ability to thrash around water in people faces while rocking out. Rare.
We were playing volleyball peacefully until Stephen turned up the screamo music, then it became a mosh pool.
1) A small pool about 10 feet in diameter usually used for small children
2) When a male ejaculates on a woman's or man's belly button and then proceeds to slap his penis on the belly button, creating a splashing effect.
1) I went to Wal*Mart to pick up the kiddie pool.
2) I gave my girlfriend a kiddie pool last night and stained the sheets.
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