Scenic Route

When you have to look up a keyboard shortcut taking longer than actually just doing the action.

Pauly D. couldn't remember the keyboard shortcut to skip a song so he searched the keyboard shortcut up taking the scenic route.

Route 2 It

Originally the name of a prominent freeway in Ohio, now used to express the act of throwing something onto the freeway and presumably getting ran over in the process.

My phone is out of warranty? Meh. Just Route 2 it.

Route 560

A route transferred from King County Metro to Pierce Transit because Pierce Transit pays their employees less which makes Daddy Sound Transit happy. It operates between Westwood Village, a shitty place to sleep, and Bellevue Transit Center, while also having a stop at SeaTac Airport which takes 15-20 minutes to fucking depart from.

"Wanna take the Route 560 to Westwood Village and get stuck at the airport for some reason and end up on a flight to Shanghai?"

Romeo's route

Skateboard terminology.
When a skateboarder grinds or slides on a handrail up a stairset instead of down.
An inference to Romeo and Juliet, wherein Romeo climbs the balcony to Juliet. In this case, the skater, "Romeo", rides the rail up the stairs to "Juliet".

Jeremy leapt up to the rail into a crooked grind, taking Romeo's route up the 4 set.

I hate to go that route

In my personal case it is used as an expression of hatred for the path I take to school every day, and I am so tired of it that it has become monotonous

- Let's go this way
- No, I hate to go that route I'm so tired of the traffic and the parked cars on the sidewalk because of which I am forced to walk on the roadway and everything

chip route

On the surface a Chip Route, is a business or someone that delivers chip snacks to grocery stores or convenience shops. In the grocery business it is often used as a threat to underperforming employees in a derogatory way. It is in some circles thought to be a step down from a job that you already have . It is often used when someone is fired in a grocery store.

Hey man I heard the boss called you on the carpet about how bad you were at stocking the shelves. Joe in Frozen Food said he overheard him saying “ I’ll have you on a Chip Route unless you straighten up and do better” and “they’ll call you Chipper”

Route-44 Gluck

giving head in a sonic drive in

“I am going to give Peter the Route-44 Gluck for taking me to Sonic.”