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Taking a Friday and Saturday off from work/social organizations instead of having a Saturday and Sunday off (or any one, or combination of day(s) off excluding Friday and Saturday). Refers to the Jewish schools, or "Yeshiva", where the Jewish people take Friday and Saturday from school to attend temple.
Guy: Hey, boss. May I have take a Jewish weekend? May I take off on Friday and come in to work on Sunday? I have to attend a wedding.
Boss: Sure.
Guy: Thanks!
Weekend ham is when you and your boyfriend have been too busy during the week to have sex so you make time on the weekend.
Since we've been quite busy lately do you fancy some weekend ham?
an elite group of online gamers--
who are we kidding? A fun loving group of gamers who enjoy provoking tightly wound people and exhalting at the failures of others
to a female gamer who's online character was blocking a doorway:
"Move those childbearing hips soldier!"
the code name for the way kids were removed from a server:
"commence operation bedtime"
The concept of inverting the traditional division of a week, where one parties 5 nights and stays in 2 nights.
Office Drone 1: "These reverse weekends are killing both my wallet and my liver."
Office Drone 2: "Yes, but life is now full of beauty and meaning."
A four day weekend.
Having some combination of Saturday, Sunday and 2 other days off to make your weekend twice as long as usual.
Dude 1: "Have a good weekend mang, see you Monday."
Dude 2 "Nah Brahj, see you Wednesday, I got a double weekend, Monday and Tuesday off."
Wee-k-eh-N-D B-awl-L-s ; Weekend Balls is a common cause and effect of a hard week where once the weekend comes, the subject (person with balls) wants to relax and doesn't shower for the entire weekend and the resulting smell of their nether regions can only be described as "Weekend Balls".
OH MY GOD, bae, I just got a strong wiff of your weekend balls. PLEASE SHOWER.
Non-active military personnel, meaning reservists. Reservists in the military only work on the weekends. Usually used by active duty guys as joke to lightly make fun of reservists.
Marine: You Active or Reserve?
Seaman: Reservist
Airman: You're a Weekend warrior?