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When you use portals in a clever way.
you: "I put two portals in a hallway and fucked myself."
me: "Now you're thinking with portals!"
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When a man stands behind someone kneeling down and surprisingly tries to stretch his sac over their head. If done correctly the image will portray a skin covered shower cap with 2 small brains in it
Two brains are better than one....so let me give you The Thinking Cap
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to think with you other head not having any regard for other people but the person your with. usually thinking about sex while the other person talks
i was doing so much penis thinking last night, man all i could think about was fucking her
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A slogan used by British road safety campaigners to try to reduce the number of motorcycle deaths caused by people riding motorcycles into cars, rather than trying to get motorcycle riders to ride more responsibly.
"I used to ride a motorbike but I had a few close calls and decided it was too dangerous. Think bike? Think maybe I'll stop being a fucktard and get a car before I end up with my handlebars through my sternum."
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An organization that neither is a tank of any form, nor does it's workings involve any logical thought processes.
Various Neo-conservatives are members of influential think tanks
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When your dumb ass is so dumb that you need to wear a helmet when doing normal activities such as riding the short bus or sleeping. Also, randomly dropping face first out of nowhere may be a side effect.
Dave's dumb ass fell straight out of his chair the other night and ate carpet, luckily he was wearing his thinking-cap.
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