Someone you send your female significant other to have a good time with while you sit at home thinking about college boys as a ""man" in your forties.""
I told my girl to go hangout with Matt from Tinder.
If you're female and your Tinder profile features a picture, this is code for I am cat lady and I am looking for a ONS or anon sex
Cat pic on Tinder!? She is so dtf
Oskar Schindler was a German industrialist and a member of the Nazi Party who is credited with saving the lives of 1,200 Jews during the Holocaust by employing them in his enamelware and ammunitions factories in occupied Poland and the Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia.
Towards the end of WW2 Schindler and his associate Göth Stern create "Schindler's List" – a list of 850 people to be transferred to a munitions factory in Brünnlitz instead of the Nazi concentration camp Auschwitz.
Tinder is an American geosocial networking and online dating application that allows users to anonymously swipe to like or dislike other profiles based on their photos, a small bio, and common interests. Once two users have "matched", they can exchange messages.
Hey bro, you see all these fine ass singles I’m hooked up with on Tinder…… they call me ‘The Tinder Schindler’
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On Tinder and similar dating sites, when trying to figure out who the appropriate person is in a group photo, always err on the side of the least attractive person.
Gary: How am I supposed to know which one she is? The only pictures she posted were group photos.
Tim: She is most likely the least attractive person in the group. It's Tinder's Law of Attraction.
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A tandem bike with the express purpose of picking up chicks by offering free rides
Bob: What's up with the tandem bike?
John: I like to ask girls who are walking to class if they want a free ride- Great way to pick up chicks
Bob: Dude! That's totally a tinder tandem bike!
When you go on a tinder date wit a black chick and she braids your hair but that shit hurts.
"Yo you go on that tinder date?"
"Yeah man. But I found out I'm tinder headed."
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Dull pain in wrist and thumb from swiping left so much.
I got the Carpal Tinder Syndrome from all the hags in my area.
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