A horrible person, a Man who will go behind your back. Will hurt you, will go out of his way to make your life hell! Tristanβs are the type of people you donβt want to keep.
Female 1: Tristan is a horrible person.
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Tristan is stupid, ugly, and just overall a piece of garbage. Nobody likes him bc he is such a fucking bitch and he should just go die In a hole. He has a BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND named honey and he doesnt deserve her at all. In conclusion if you see a Tristan you should just push him off a bridge.
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The biggest asshole you will ever meet. He'll lure you in with his musical talent, but will turn out to be an untalented douchebag who would rather cheat on his girlfriend and lie about it for months than just grow a pair and fess up. Meeting a "Tristan" will waste your time and energy.
"You see that ugly dick over there?"
"Oh yeah, he's such a Tristan"
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Daddyπ€€, usually has a big dick
Did you see that kid named Tristan
Yeah heβs such a smokeshow
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Gargles everyones balls. Big fag
Tristan just gargled his own balls cause he's a fag He does this every day
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A fat ass white dude who walks around his school with his airpods and iphone X and complains how stressful his life is because he only got to eat 4 donuts instead of 9. He is very shit at video games, especially first person shooters.
"Fuck off you Tristan"
"You sound like Tristan"
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