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Dumping a fart in the middle of a group, while managing to get out before it kicks in so you cannot be blamed.
Person 1: "Look at that group pinching their noses", Person 2: "Yeah, I just left a Trojan Horse over there"
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When a poo disguises itself as a fart
oh shit i just had a trojan horse
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When Giving anal to your partner, when his/her anus begins to rupture a large amount of dingleberries fly out like a mother fucking hosepipe.
"Dang, I was fucking this bitch when she did A Trojan man all over my dick!"
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The perfect drink for anything. Involves cheap whiskey, coke zero, and cherry syrup.
Person 1: While you're at the bar can you make me a drink?
Person 2: How about a Trojan Horse?
Person 1: That sounds fucking awesome!
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Last night was just me, my girl, and faithful ol' Trojan Man.
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1. To have rough, angry sex with a woman you find very attractive, but you hold back a little bit to ensure the integrity of the condom as insurance so you do not have to pay child support or spend any unnecessary time outside of the bedroom together.
2. To be brought unwillingly into a more serious phase of a relationship with a parter you would rather have as a causal sex buddy.
To Break the Trojan would mean the girl would become impregnated and you would either have to marry her, or pay child support for 18 years.
Ryan: Man Michelle is smoking hot. Would you hit that?
Erik: Shit yeah man, I'd hit that with a vengeance, but I wouldn't Break the Trojan.
Ryan: Word, I hear she's an alcoholic anyways.
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Trojan Hooch is a drink or drug of some sort that sneaks up on you when you're least expecting it and MESSES YOU up. Just like the Trojan horse.
Man that rumplemints was a total Trojan Hooch
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