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Twitter

The only website that donald Trump uses

Omg imma go on Twitter and tweet some stupid stuff. OK I"LL TYPE THIS. THE ELECTION WAS A FRAUD AND IT"S NOT FaIR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH\

(!) elction fraud is not real

by CatMan3 November 19, 2020

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Twitter

A useful insult to direct at any person who cannot perform a simple task without declaring as much aloud.

Idiot: "I'm gonna go grab some food."
John: "Whatever."
Idiot: "Going downstairs... where's that lamp?"
John: "No one cares, you're distracting."
Idiot: "I think I'll just--"
John: "DAMN IT TWITTER WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP!?"

by Zaneshift June 23, 2010

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Twitter

The area of the female body, located between the Vagina and anus.

She has a rather large amount of hair on her twitter

by kphspeedster November 6, 2011

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Twitter

A social media platform for vain, bored adults suffering from arrested development who want to impress celebrities with their wit, or insult cthose they hate or they think have 'transgressed' in some manner. This is made more likely by a character limit which makes jokes and insults the easiest way to grab attention and followers, some of whom may be fake accounts.
Generally benign users may be caught up in a twitter storm, when vocal political activists lash out and project their social ineptitude on anyone they disagree with. Twitter has been used by many in creating online echo chambers, doxxing, dog-piling and bullying people out of employment. It also acts like a late-capitalist version of the Stasi.
Generally useful if you want to shout into the digital aether.

Johnny Fuckwit; Did you see what some ghastly apper said about a vacant bimbo on Twitter?
Quentin Pinkeye; No, i was having dinner with friends.

by Klaatu's Nikto December 1, 2017

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Twitter

Twitter is like Tumblr but better. The affect/"gravity" is substantiate sustainable to the description of ethical internet sharing and all it enails

millions of "Tweets" IE.s or Twitter accounts on one branch!

by Hello uU www site! TY May 21, 2016

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twitter

The new replacement for the walls of a public toilet. A place to write one's thoughts, often while sitting on a toilet, hoping the public will read them.

After I was suspended from school for graffiti I found this twitter thing.

by Jould like contact too September 29, 2011

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twitter

a website where gaggles of morons and bitchy teenagers argue about politics or tea on a regular basis.

without all that, it's just a website of fangirls and average people talking about literally anything.
overall, it's a fucking mess.

some guy: do you use twitter?
some other guy: oh yeah, i use it.
some guy: that website is a mess.
some other guy: agreed, that why i only use it to post pictures of leonardo decaprio, twitter kinda sucks

by izzzzz October 15, 2018

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