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Chris Tyson is part of the Mr Beast gang and fell in love with karl instantly and also has an adorable child.
No one:
No one at all:
Chris Tyson: Moisturizer
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when you put a hamster up your ass and then sleep till 3 pm all week.
derek:why doesn't he ever get outta bed before 4pm?
bubba:kids pulling a hybernating tyson!
derek:thats fucked up who put the hamster in his ass?
bubba:fuck if i know he probably did it him self.
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A black mongoloid, who will bite your ear off if he begins to lose. He also will not be kicked out of the tournament, or any others, for such a deed.
Mike Tyson says, "RARGH! ME MIKE TYSON! EAR GOOD!"
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A washed up boxer who WAS one of the greatest of all time until he bit off an ear, went to jail, and then pissed away all the money he made during his career. Now he tries to act in movies to make a little money so he can just piss that away while looking like a complete idiot talking with his lisp.
If Chuck Liddell doesn't leave UFC now he will end up being another Mike Tyson
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Biting of a person's ear when you are in a fight that you are apparently loosing.
Kevin got knocked down while fighting and when he got up he grabbed Sean and did a Mike Tyson.
Also see Chris Brown
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A 5’6 little beaner that is 50-2 in his boxing career that has only lost to el knuckle and nacho. Claims to squat 205 but has a huge cock!
Sonic Tyson got crossed by nacho!!!
Typical Tyson is a male who thinks he quite smart, in actual fact he's as dumb as a punch drunk boxer. He is always taken advantage of, due to his gullibility and lack of smarts, by those he considers close to him. You can pick a Typical Tyson in a crowed room as he usually is around 6'10" in height.
"As soon as we walked in the room you couldn't miss Typical Tyson could you?"
"Of course not the big dumb moron. Haha".