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When someone goes on Urban Dictionary every day just to give thumbs down to certain definitions that they don't like.
Person 1: Hey bud, you should check out all these definitions I just added to Urban Dictionary. They're not bad.
Person 2: Yeah I like 'em. Soak and toke and hasty negro are pretty clever, applicable in daily life, and have a solid ring to them, but why do they have so many thumbs down? - especially your definition of BW (Big Woman).
Person 1: Oh, it's stupid, I've checked my word and noticed that each day I have been getting another 4 thumbs down. Apparently some herd of bitter heifers saw my definition of them and have been giving it thumbs-down ever since. They must have not gotten fed yet at the time.
Person 2: Oh okay, but all of your other definitions have been getting thumbs-down too?
Person 1: Yeah, one of the smarter manatees must've clicked on my name at the bottom of the definition and saw my other definitions. Wow, these sea cows have somehow found time to rate all my definitions when they're not stuffing their fat faces with cakes after middle school.
Person 2: What a bunch of UD Downers. Oh well, they're just angry 'cause they're fat.
a hopkin-original
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A person who has achieved the highest worldwide recognition for an important contribution to culture or the sciences.
I was awakened early this morning by a phone call from Stockholm telling me that I had won the Nobel Prize for my UD work; however it quickly became apparent that I was not the UD Nobel Laureate and that I was only dreaming and so I can merely claim that I momentarily tasted the sweet recognition that of course I clearly do actually deserve for all of my UD contributions which incidentally have now totaled 900 as of today.
Urban Dictionary Pool Room
A seperate folder one creates in their Email when a quality Urban Dictionary definition arrives in their inbox.
Darryl Kerrigan: This Urban Word of the Day is going straight to the UD Pool Room.
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Short for 'Faggot Urban Dictionary Editors'. Generally refers to the faggots who screen listings and ultimately disallow better definitions put forth by young enterprising minds. These faggots are the lowest of the low; they deserve to have their testes removed and, ultimately, die in a fire.
Yeah so the faggot UD editors didn't accept my definition for 'lopl'. Apparently it was already accurately described by the moron who wrote that it stood for 'laughing out pissing loud'. Give me a break right? Fucking faggot UD editors, hope they all get pushed down a flight of stairs headfirst.
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The act of submitting a definition of your own name to Urban Dictionary in the hope that it will be published by the editors so that you can show your friends how intelligent you are, that you managed to rub two brain cells together hard enough to think up a sentence that you believe adequately describes your own self righteous opinion of your personality, and submit it to Urban Dictionary.
Will generally define themselves as being (but not limited to) sexy, talented, romantic, cute, clever, caring, awesome, unique, funny, wonderful and loving.
A . "Hey, I think I'll publish my own name onto Urban Dictionary so the whole world can see how cool I think I am"
B. "Dude, really? You think submitting your own name to Urban Dictionary is cool?"
A. "Yeah...I mean, that's what my life has come to, I have to try and convince myself I'm a cool person by doing this"
B. "...you don't have friends do you?"
A. "No."
B. "Ok that's the only qualification you have to have to UD your name.
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The University of Dallas is a paradise (not unlike the Paradisio in Dante's Divine Comedy) of mysterious delights. Here you can find skunks, soggy rice and completely wasted undergraduates. Only at UD! On the flip side, some people here enjoy playing the banjo on Friday nights in the woods, wearing capes to raise money for charity and studying Greek and Latin for fun. Have a great time and enjoy the ride!
The Catholic University for independent thinkers (a.k.a. University of Dallas (UD)) is actually a lot of fun and the skunks are cute!
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The semen that gets on your computer keyboard when you jerk off after Urban Dictionary Editors approve yet another fucking retarded definition that you made up.
Retard: Fuck, I just got UD nut slop all over my keyboard!
Retard 2: Dude, why did you just phone me and tell me t-?
Retard: Dad?
Retard 2: What? You thought I was YOUR DAD!? Man, that is some fucked up shit.
*Click*
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