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shower the vacuum

when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse

sally: “i dont get you”
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on

by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021


Cooter vacuum

A douche.

Your a fucking cooter vacuum, bitch cakes.

by SatanicCuntCleaner September 20, 2016


Cheesecake Vacuum

Someone who really loves cheesecake and leaves no cheesecake uneaten.

"Dude your such a cheesecake Vacuum"

by Fisheggs.jpeg September 16, 2021


Mouth Vacuum

A succubus who will suck your soul through your zipper and then make you pay the restaurant bill.

“That’s Becky, she is a straight mouth vacuum

“She has a mouth vacuum on her that would make Dyson blush

by Bumbaclot Jimmy August 19, 2023


vacuum breakfast

A type of breakfast which includes every edible item in plain sight. Often consumed in company of friends, or after a long or exciting night. Can be damaging to the consumer's heath.

Name derived from the consumer's vacuum-like mouth, sucking in anything regardless of caloric content.

I woke up this morning, and was so hungry I had a vacuum breakfast.

by Graphhhhh March 29, 2010


Crack vacuum

Crack vacuum is the definition of being a idiot or stupid

J hope your being a crack vacuum

by Hope_world•w• January 29, 2020


feeding the vacuum

Slang for fucking the vacuum. With a penis of course. Fucking the tube is usually how its done.

Mom: Son! What are you doing to the vacuum!?!?

Son: Feeding the vacuum.

by TrolleyMC June 18, 2017