Vermont Mud Facial

When you’re about to cum during anal sex, you pull it out and spray your muddy load all over your partners face thus resulting in a muddy facial.

Duuuude! I heard that Omar gave Amy a huge Vermont Mud Facial and she licked her lips after.

Vermont Fever

The unbelievable good-naturedness and genuine care that the people of Vermont naturally exhibit and exude on a daily basis.

Jim: Shoot! My car broke down.

Vermonter 1: Oh no! Here, why don't you pop the hood and let me take a peek.

Vermonter 2: I'm so sorry, son! I'll call in a repair man.

Vermonter 3: In the meantime, why don't I take you to my place and warm you up a nice glass of milk?

Jim: You guys are the nicest people I have ever met. You must have Vermont Fever.

vermonting the door

To aggressively scrape the bottom of the car door on the high granite curbs of small town in Vermont.

Andy was vermonting the door so bad in Brattleboro VT that we had to get out of the car so it would raise up enough to be able to move the door.

Vermonters

☆ people who were born in Vermont or lived there for a significant length of time
☆ Hippies, Liberals, Hipsters, Yuppies, Farmers, Phish-Heads, Skiers/Snowboarders, Hunters, Beekeepers, Brewers, Woodchucks, Republicans, White supremacists: A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING!!
☆ Some Vermonters are not accepting of transplants but many are
☆ The first inhabitors of Vermont arrived 11,000 years ago
☆ Natives: Pat the Bunny (Brattleboro), Wilson Bentley (first known person to take detailed photos of snowflakes and record observations on them) (Jericho), Bill W. (founder of Alcoholics Anonymous) (East Dorset), Pamela Blaire (Bennington), President Coolidge (Plymouth Notch), brothers Davis and John Dewey (Burlington), Chris Duffy (outfielder for:Pittsburgh Pirates, Milwaukee Brewers) (Brattleboro), Sam Lloyd (Springfield), Alexander Twilight (Corinth), Brigham Young (Whitingham), Ted Bundy (Burlington), Creighton Jones, Jr. (Burlington), Yvonne Daley (Rutland), Natalie Kinsey-Warnock (the Northern Kingdom)
☆Transplants: Alison Bechdel (cartoonist, creator of Bechdel test), Tasha Tudor, Verandah Porche (poet, co-founder of Total Loss Farm in Guilford), Norman Rockwell, Sen. Bernie Sanders, Ben Cohen, Jerry Greenfield, the Von Trapps, Ethan Allen, KT Tunstall

Person 1: Did you know some Vermonters are white supremacists?
Person 2: You're shitting me.

Vermont Sap Bucket

Ejaculate into someone’s mouth, and pour sugar in afterwords. They then dribble the contents onto a pile of pancakes and eats them.

She was hangry so I served her a Vermont Sap Bucket.