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(verb- to have a): to be able to sing for shit, i.e to be able only to sing an acrapella
if you have a potato voice, not even a musical education at La Scalla in Milan, Italy, won't help you, and you shouldn't consider singing as you vocation.
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When your friend has a voice that makes you want to fuck him in the ass till he loses that damn sexy voice of his. And also maybe have a nice docking while you're at it.
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When someone has that certain voice that makes your jaw drop in astonishment.
Internet Video: "Some claim they will work for food but one particular man claims that he has the god given gift of voice."
Mark: "Haha! What bullshit!"
Homeless Guy: "When you're listening to nothing but the best of oldies, you're listening to Magic 98.9"
Mark: "Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuk! That guy has a Golden Voice!"
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a voice that is smooth, deep, sexy and alluring.
Alan Rickman's chocolate voice is such a panty-dropper
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To have phone sex; use the voice to simulate sex.
Lori asks,"Was he any good at voice sex?"
Diana says,"Naw I faked it!"
voice fuck voiced fucked
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*Property of Ted Williams*
Ted Williams: From NBC News, this is Today with Matt Lauer, and Meredith Vieira.
Me: Dude, that guy's got a golden voice!
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A term that usually refers to something that someone recently told you about. You probably weren't listening or don't care; or they were acting like a bitch when they said it. You generally repeat what was said to you back to that person in their face (Remember you don't care) but when you say it back, you add whatever thoughts you were thinking of-essentially NO FILTER. Also you say it back in a higher pitched voice but not too much. That is known as too much Bitch Voice and your meaning and intent will be lost. If done successfully this is going to cause them tremendous confusion if its never happened to them before. Remember its very European, impromptu and most importantly of all demeaning and crude as possible. Remember NO FILTER and has to be personal or thoughts you were thinking while they were talking Bitch Voice! Theres no rules and no subject is off limits. If you get under their skin you win, if they don't say shit back you win. This is a great stress relieving tool the more you practice and talk shit the better you get. Try to speak it as a native.
Drew: Hey Sam do you want to go to the movies tonight?
Sam: No I cant my ex is going to be there and she has a protective order against me, I also don't really feel like going out and I'll probably just stay at home and use your XBOX Live and Netflix subscriptions. I also have a veterinary exam in the morning.
Drew in Bitch Voice (BV): Ummmm uhhh Drew I'm a piece of shit and I like to beat women, also my pussy hurts so I'll probably just stay home and slap it. I cant hold a job down and pay for my own shit either bc like I said earlier I'm a piece of shit and I shit semen.
Sam: What the fuck was that?
Drew: That was bitch voice, its all I heard come from the cum dumpster of a mouth of yours
Sam: Is that necessary?
Drew: Probably not, but who cares point is your a piece of shit and never want to hang out.
Sam in Bitch Voice: Ummm Uhh Sam I'm a faggot and I don't have any other faggot friends and boo who I have PTSD cry for me. I wish this body weight would leave me as quick as my wife did, because I'm a fat fuck.
Sam: Shut the fuck up!
Drew: So movies?
Sam: Yeah fuck it!
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