Random
Source Code
Random
Proof that Britney Spears is capable of making a hot comeback
She's sexy again and her song Womanizer is great. Point proven
70👍 129👎
Makes things complicated when it really doesn’t need to be.
Women: You see I can be simple, but I won’t do ha!
I hate these woman nowadays can’t make something simple
3👍 4👎
A type of dishwasher that's been around since the dawn of time
Adam: Yo Tyrone you got a sink full of dishes
Tyrone: yea yea I know I'll just let the woman wash them
3👍 3👎
A person who identifies as a female is a woman. However, if a child would identify as a female, they would be a girl.
Woman: I identify as a female, therefore, I am a woman.
9👍 12👎
1. A female of the human species who has obtained seniority over girls.
2. A creature God created to torment man, as is evident in the biblical story of Adam and Eve. Eve chose to feast upon the forbidden fruit, and afterwards convinced Adam to do the same, casting them both out of paradise.
3. The ultimate manipulator, with an immense emotional arsenal.
4. By default, always the victim, regardless of circumstance.
Yes, that woman stabbed me in the kidney with a rusty ice pick for no reason, but she was suffering from PMS, so I was put in prison instead, and she was awarded several large trophies. I now am where I deserve to be.
350👍 740👎
the ruler of the world. she is strong, and beautiful, inside and out. she can do anything a man could do, maybe even better. respect her, and she will respect you. tell her what she wants to hear. tell her how you really feel. if you think she is pretty, tell her. i promise you'll make her whole week. don't be sexist, it was a woman who carried you for nine months and, with a lot of pain, gave birth to you. respect them, and treat them right. women are more powerful than they seem.
"see that person over there? yeah, they won the race."
"yeah. it must be a woman."
108👍 208👎