The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.
Male: “Hey babe can you give me the hand warmer 9000?”
Female: “yeah of course I can”
The act of performing using both hands in the position of “two in the pink, one in the stink” position, inserting fingers then proceeding to rub your hands together like you trying to get warm.
Janet last night was amazing, my hands got cold so I did the “Bendigo hand-warmer” now I need a new mattress
Peter warmer.
A little thing we like to call a warmer for your penis!
In the winter times your penis can get very cold n shivel up like a pigs tail.so a peter warmer is the way to go.
Andy: omg bro it's so cold here do you have a spare peter warmer?
Dave : dude you should come prepared but lucky I'm wearing two and u can have one of mine ...
A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.
I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.
Big bodied guys set their bellies on someone’s forehead while receiving a blow job.
His forehead warmer flattened out my bangs.
a device for prtecting urself from sluts
me: that bitch made me wear a scrotom warmer.
someone who sits in the lap of guys to get their "attension"
guy1: that slut sat in my lap
guy 2:what a fucking scrotom warmer